Kayeland 2: Electric Boogaloo

@yousoseelie

18+. She/her. Second verse, same as the first, but with less female-presenting nipples so that I don't have to be a perma-NSFW pixelated lil gremlin. I am a random ball of awkward, and I like lots of things: Steven Universe, Mandalorians/Star Wars, Dragon Prince, anything dwarf related. I flail a lot. Somewhere between raging lesbian and clueless bi-ish demi. Sexuality is weird and confusing af.

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qwiqwiaqwi

Sketchy comm for the lovely @\wolestinien 🧡

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shutyourmoustache

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

party-gilmore

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

greatmountainfloofsquatch

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

dr-gaytorius

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

lexl52

The Mandalorian series hot take: Mandalorians should've been speaking Mando'a to each other while using other languages when speaking to outsiders.

Refusing to speak to Din in Mando'a upon finding out he broke the helmet rule would also be another impactful way for the Armorer to punish him.

tetitasdelimon

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

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mearchy

I’ve always personally headcanoned that if Mandalorians DID have certain stereotypical family/relationship roles it wouldn’t be anywhere close to gendered, like one person is the man and one person is the woman. It would be like, one person is the shield and one person is the sword. One is the guard and one is the hunter. The bigger and stronger of the two — traditionally, though obviously every marriage would be different and most wouldn’t conform exactly, especially with polyamory — might be the one to stay home and guard the kids and the clan. While the faster, more maneuverable and perhaps deadlier of the two went out and hunted, provided, initiated raids. A Mandalorian couple fighting together would be so dangerous for so many reasons but principally because if they’re both there it probably means you’re on their territory and both the guard and the hunter are after you, and now you’re seriously fucked.

homunculus-argument

Randomly remembered seeing this random old black and white photo from like the 50s, pretty sure it was from Sweden. A picture from a morgue, of a tall blond man in some kind of an uniform approaching another man standing beside an opened coffin, clutching something to his chest while looking at the approaching man with a look of wary insult on his face. The caption explained that this was an incident of a police officer stopping a man from putting a bottle of beer in his father's coffin (his own father, not the cop's father) because for some reason doing that was against Sweden's burial laws.

I don't remember the details but I recall how the guy had the looks of a rough life written all over him, ragged clothes in contrast to the police officer's pristine uniform - though obscured by motion blur as he was rapidly approaching with hateful intent - and the much finer burial clothes of the deceased. A small, skinny man with black hair, holding onto the bottle that's about to be confiscated like it's something precious to him.

I felt like something wasn't adding up and went to the comments to see if there was additional context that was missing from all this, and there was: The son and the father were Romani, and at least at the time it was still very much a tradition in Swedish Romani culture to bury the dead with little gifts - not necessarily extravagant or expensive, but things that the lost loved one would have liked.

This wasn't about a mourning son being stopped from playfully paying his respects in a way that someone else thought indignified. This was about a man being prohibited from performing his own peoples' funeral rites.

saetiate

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

dragongirlintestines

Such a shame that "oh you're so cute I just want to devour you" is not an acceptable compliment to most people

hemipenal-system

say “i could just eat you up” and no one bats an eye. say “i want to feel your bones crack between my jaws” and society. society goes wild

jun-hug

Foxes in Snow

my carrd ★

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monidoll

instant loss 2koma

headspace-hotel

it is so fucking sad to find a cool fanartist on here and then see that their last post was from like 2018 and they were announcing that they were moving to Twitter.

It's like being a space colonist and finding a little abandoned space cottage and there's a diary in it and the last entry is like "i have now gone to seek a better life on [name of planet that got overtaken by axe-wielding octopi that feed on human blood]"

animentality

hapalopus

#we need simulated endurance hunting for people like shit that's actually enriching for humans as a species#i would be so down for that. use this body the way its supposed to be used (tags via @falconheaded)

Do you have any idea how much I'd pay for a treadmill with a built-in persistence hunting simulator?? I would get on that thing every day

blaklyte

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kosmogrl

manwhorewednesdays

This is actually such a crucial part of healing from neglect and abuse and I have to add to this.

Because indeed, people who like you will not roll their eyes and sigh at the idea of accommodating your needs, they will value your voice and be upset with you about injustice done to you, not at you for "being difficult". They will be happy when you find a way to live a better life, and help you to get there. If you are struggling, someone who loves you wants to see you smile, not tell you to smile because "you have it so good".

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wheeloffortune-design

Aragorn is saying “potato” and “wait that’s my horse”

does-this-character-eat-pussy

Wolf from The 10th Kingdom

Does Wolf from the Tenth Kingdom eat pussy?

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 4

fieldbears

#how is this EVEN A QUESTION#i am genuinely fucking apalled at these results#how are forty-two percent of you so egregiously wrong#can you even tie your shoes in the morning????

I love following @sorrelchestnut because she is always correct about everything

yousoseelie

This man having a DEEPLY rooted oral fixation is not only CANONICAL, it is *literally stated out loud in the show bc HE GOES TO THERAPY ABOUT IT*

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