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@yourstarteddie
(...did I say something wrong?)

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Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
Is there a magnet in your pants?
Cause I’m attracted to your buns of steel!
Are you fresh out the oven?
cause you're hot.
you’re the only 10/10 i see
Are you a state?
Because you’re the only Ten-I-see!~
Are you a magnet? Because I'm attracted to you.
I’m hot!
You’re hot! We should both be hot…
together~
10/10
you're the only 10/10 i see
((*throws things at you* ><))
((NOT MY FAULT YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND ARE ADORBS)

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» YOU ARE ALL HOT.
» I’M DONE.
I'm hot! You're hot! We should both be hot...
together~
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A Beary Big Night Out || Yourstarteddie (Closed rp)
Twirling about in his arms, Yukiko couldn’t help but to giggle at the bear for more than one reason. “I’m just a manager of an Inn, not some model or actress. How can I be more than worth it?” Dancing more, songs slowing down or picking up speed, Yuki loved the slower ones.
She felt closer to Teddie than normal. They really only ever spent time together with the group, but now she was glad he took the risk with her. “Well, I can’t wait to see what else you have in store.” Smiling and curtseying after the end of the song. “But do know that I think you’re ‘beary’ special to me me too.” Yukiko planted a small kiss on his cheek.
Teddie could feel the heat burning in his cheeks from where Yukiko's lips touched them.
"Well after dancing..." Teddie smiled as he led Yukiko away from the dance floor t an awaiting table lit with candles. "comes dinner!"
Yukiko wasn't the only one excited about tonight festivities. There were more surprises Teddie had planned.
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1. A baby 2. A second chance 3. Sex 4. Kiss 5. Friendship 6. To chill 7. To cuddle 8. A long term relationship 9. A good laugh 10. An apology 11. A hug 12. Be my bitch 13. Be my sex buddy 14. Simply to be mine 15. MY BED. NO CLOTHES. NOW.

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Reblog if you like to use ask memes as icebreakers, not just one-offs, and enjoy it when threads start from them.
*:・゚✧ put a thing in my ask i dare u ✧゚・: *
¯\_(ツ)_/¯: do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): relationship status?
ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve?
(ಥ_ಥ): finish this: i hate it when...
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal?
(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ: are you a hugger?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ: besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?
﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?: how old are you?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻: what are your thoughts on school?
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show?
(ง'̀-'́)ง: are you okay?
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧: sexual orientation?
┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner?
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ): do you have any siblings?
ಠ╭╮ಠ: have you ever self harmed?
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ: have you ever been in love?
(☞゚∀゚)☞: would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ: are you active?
ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪: what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?
(╯°□°)╯︵(\ .o.)\: who is your least favorite person?
♥‿♥: tell us about your crush!
◔̯◔: what time is it?
◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?
◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?
(Are so kawaii~)
((TAKE THE DAMN COMPLIMENT TEDDIE-MUN! YOU ARE HANDSOME))
(GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS. FINE >.> Thank you <3)
snowblackamagi replied to your post: (People are liking my sleepy face? WHYYYYYYY?!)
(It’s your face~ xD)
(B-b-but D:)
(Shh, it’s a lovely face~)
(Nope. Totally not kawaii. Nope.)
snowblackamagi replied to your post: (People are liking my sleepy face? WHYYYYYYY?!)
(It’s your face~ xD)
(B-b-but D:)

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wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
NO WAIT! Actually imagine this. This would be one of the most terrifying things ever, especially if it was portable.
There you are, going about your day normally. You wake up, shower, eat your breakfast and get dressed for the day. Out of habit you check your death clock, it reads a healthy number, telling you that you have plenty of time to live. With a smile on your face you go out into the world happy that you’re going to make it through the day. You go to work, put in you time and then you head home.
However, you decide to try something a little different. Nothing to spontaneous. You decide to stop for ice cream. It’s been a long day, you deserve a sweet treat to commemorate the day. You stop by your favorite creamery and order your usual. You let out a heavy sigh, glad the day is over. You worked hard, you deserve this.
Your habit comes back and you casually glance at your death timer before going to take a lick of your ice cream. But you don’t…you freeze, terror gripping your body. This is no ice cream related brain freeze. You glance back at the death timer located on your wrist. It doesn’t read what it should anymore. Instead of decades your life expectancy has been reduced to mere seconds.
You look around, fear gripping you tightly, your ice cream falling to the floor. Everyone stares at your in horror, they’ve seen this reaction before. It was the face of someone whose death time was about to hit zero. You’re looking around become more frantic, as you look for what may be the cause of your death. You see nothing. You hear nothing. The fear of death has suddenly become all to real. The threat of death has come for you too soon. As your timer ticks away you’re suddenly much to aware of your mortality.
The ice cream parlor! That has to be it. In a frantic state you spring to your feet. You have to leave! Whatever is going to kill you is near. You push past guest, knocking a few to the ground as you make your escape. You burst into the open air, free from the creamery’s chilling air. You made it. You’ve escaped your death. You prepare to cheer, having escaped the inescapable. Yet, you’re cruelly reminded that life is not that simple. In your frantic state you neglect to realize that you had rushed into a busy street in the middle of rush hour. A car slams into you going well over the speed limit sending you flying as the driver swerves and crashes into a pole. You hit the ground in a crumbled heap as people rush to your aid, but you were dead the moment the car struck you. The driver of the vehicle is too, they had been speeding hoping to escape from death just like you.
It wasn’t mistakes that killed the two of you. It wasn’t your spontaneous choice to buy ice cream that would do you in. It was your habits. Your perpetual need to know when you would die. A simple glance was all death needed to take you. A reminder that we are prey of death own choosing. He could come for us today, tomorrow or years from now. You were a message to everyone that he was not to be taken lightly. That life was not to be taken lightly and that in an instant it could be taken away.
(People are liking my sleepy face? WHYYYYYYY?!)