Your metanarrative sucks.

Taylor Swift and Davey Havok are the two gayest celebrities that people want to argue are completely straight. You want to tell me that Miss and Mister Neutral Pronouns throughout their careers aren't a definition of queer yearning?

Greg was overcompensating so hard in the latest episode. I've never seen somebody be so desperate for male validation, and at the same time, almost aroused to share very intimate details with his boss. He was more excited to tell Tom what rummaging he had done, than to actually do the rummaging. It was all for "the checklist ✅". I doubt that he could even feel the actual arousal in the moment, as much as the excitement of doing something bad and later sharing that story.

I have no idea how to explain it, but Roman Roy gives me big non-binary energy.

Willa is slowly growing on me.

Will Byers is an August girl. I will not elaborate further.