fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

i feel like we moved on from wishbone deluxe WAY too quickly

people are moving on from that???

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

when i get more active on tumblr thats how you know im getting insane again

ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

HOW the hell have you been loca

does anyone else feel like we need to raise the standard for writing quality across all mediums like right now

i need to read everything ever before the end of the summer