Lady Sassalot

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

It's so important to acknowledge the very real and sometimes truly horrible failings of the healthcare profession and the pharmaceutical industry while never ever ever letting them drive us into the arms of pseudoscientific bullshit. This is something I feel really strongly about.

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

I like your brain

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

@crabussy

every night before bed instead of meditating or praying, I sit perfectly still for a while trying to blow that guy up with my mind

Also, rich people hire people whose entire jobs are to find loopholes in the rules or ways to cover up the fact that they aren't following them. So many of the social nets we have require time, literacy, transportation, and/or money to be able to partake. Barriers should be abolished and it should be up to the government to find the people who need these things and help them access them. Politicians love to add regulations and rules to make it harder for people who are already struggling but haaate it when they have to follow rules and regulations themselves. I don't give a shit if someone is abusing the programs we have even if they are literally just being lazy. They deserve to have their needs met because they don't deserve to die. The worst thing that happens when individuals abuse the system is we need to pay more taxes to help fund these programs. The worst thing companies do when they aren't regulated is literally kill, disable, rob, etc etc.