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Disclaimer: this is 100% being written while my husband’s tongue is in my ass 😜👅👅🍑

1. You get to fuck other men, I mean c’mon 😍

2. They’re more than willing to satisfy ALL of your sexual needs😈

3. You’ll get to go on more dates 🍷

4. There’s no hard feelings or weirdness when you have guy friends 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

5. YOU define your sex life ♠️

6. They’ll encourage you to spoil your body more so it’ll be appreciated by other men 💅🏻

7. You don’t have to settle for only one dick for the rest of your life 🍆🍆🍆

8. They’re always going to cuddle and take care of your body after you’ve been fucked raw by alphas 💞

9. You’ll never stop being treated like an absolute queen 👸

10. He’ll be devoted to you alone while you’ll get to have your cake and eat it too 🍰

Grab a Dice and roll it 6 times, add up the numbers and that's your fate.

6: Edge in your window every night

7: Edge in every public restroom

8: Become a Dog

9: Become a baby

10: Become your local bars cum dump

11: Let everyone who asks fuck you in the ass

12: Offer everyone to use your ass

13: Post 36 nudes on your snapchat story

14: Glue your ass to a glory hole for 12 hours

15: The yard is now your bathroom

16: Post nudes on your Facebook and leave them until they're reported.

17: Whore yourself out and give your dom the money

18: Sunbathe nude everyday

19: Piss yourself in public

20: Send a masturbation video to 1 random friend on Facebook

21: Post a video on Facebook of you drinking cum

22: Whenever you order food let the delivery guy see you naked.

23: Whenever you order food, Offer to let the delivery guy fuck you.

24: Drink your own piss

25: Drink someone else's piss

26: "Accidentally" Livestream naked

27: Tell your parents that you are a webslut and send them pictures.

28: Walk outside naked to get the mail

29: Put 100 nude photos of yourself in a USB and leave it somewhere either at work or in a public place.

30: Always wear a short skirt, never wear panties

31: Work out at the gym with a loose tank top and no bra.

32: Do 31 but also carry a dildo in your ass

33: Post Masturbation videos on Pornhub

34: Fill your ass with milk and go for a 4 mile walk, and if it starts to come out just let it go while walking don't stop.

35: Go to a library and put nude photos of yourself in 36 random books.

36: Either Do all of the above, or Consent to playing Holiday Blackmail.

For everyone who reblogs this, I will go through your blog and then I will put a detailed description in your ask box of what kind of person I think you are based on YOU and YOUR posts and YOUR blog.