aries: i think he knows, the man, false god

taurus: cornelia street, lover, paper rings

gemini: the archer, death by a thousand cuts, cruel summer

cancer: death by a thousand cuts, afterglow, soon you’ll get better

leo: cruel summer, i forgot that you existed, you need to calm down

virgo: the man, it’s nice to have a friend, the archer

libra: afterglow, the man, ME!

scorpio: i forgot that you existed, i think he knows, cruel summer

sagittarius: london boy, miss americana & the heartbreak prince, i forgot that you existed

capricorn: daylight, the man, cornelia street

aquarius: miss americana & the heartbreak prince, it’s nice to have a friend, paper rings

i went ahead and typed up all the journal pages from the four deluxe versions of Lover, as well as the foreword! it’s all in a google drive; i have different folders with different font sizes (currently 12, 15, 18, 20, and 25). they’re all currently Arial font but if you need a different font or I don’t have the font size you need included, PLEASE message me and i’ll be happy to throw that in for you!! 

without further ado: HERE YOU GO ENJOY!!!!!

Let’s say you have a badass job. A great job. You make $100 AN HOUR. You work 10 hours a day ($1000 A DAY), 5 days a week ($5000 a week!!!), every week ($20,000 A MONTH), thats $240,000 Every Year.

You want to make one billion in a human lifetime? If you made $10,000 an HOUR, 10 hours a day, 5 days a week, every week, all year, it would take you 41 years to hit a billion.

(And that’s not counting, ya know, money you spend to stay alive on food or rent or anything. )

1 million seconds is approximately 11 days. 

It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.

“women never shut up”

Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.

“women are shallow”

Lol next

“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”

Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion

“women are too emotional”

Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.

“women talk to much” (PBS, resources included)

“women are shallow” (just read the book, Dataclysm. by okcupid founder (?) that includes data about sex, gender, race, in finding online romantic partners)

“ball and chain” (University of London)