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THE FAZBEAR STREET!!🧸✨:D
Anyone else got muppet dysphoria. I should’ve been made of felt
here are some ways to support ace ppl on international asexuality day!
1: give us money
2: give us your first born child
3: give us money
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I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
One of these nerdy prudes is not like the other
Starkid releasing Nerdy Prudes at 5 because “5 o’clock can’t come soon enough” is so genius, like when they released Black Friday at 11:59, just before midnight, because the clock never reaches midnight in BF
You ever think they fought about it? 🐐
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date your friends - by which i do not mean you must literally date your friends but by which i mean go out to dinner with your friends, buy your friends flowers, tell your friends you love them, write your friends love letters, play your friends songs that make you think of them, help your friends with moving and doctors appointments and listen to their worries and joys. love one another so entirely and i promise the world will feel so much brighter and you will have a community full of love
Npmd comes out tomorrowwwww (not on youtube, the cast album and digital ticket though!!!!)
Steve is fighting to defend the kids from Vecna's reign, and he's actually gaining the upper hand.
Vecna to Eddie: I want you to kill Steve Harrington.
Eddie: *gives him an odd look* Okay, whatever you say, my liege.
He walks over to Steve and grabs his jacket roughly, pulling him closer.
Steve: Eddie, this isn't you -
Eddie slams his lips to Steve’s.
Vecna: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Eddie: *breaks the kiss* This is what you wanted me to do!
Vecna: Kill! I want you to KILL him! NOT KISS!
Eddie: I'm still hearing kiss! *turns to Steve* I'm not sure why he wants this to happen, but I guess it's happening!
Steve: I've got no complaints.
Vecna: MUNSON! I WANT YOU TO FUCKING MURDER HIM!
Eddie: *gasps* You want me to FUCK him? In front of the kids?! Henry! You kinky son of a bitch!
Vecna: I WANT YOU TO END HIS LIFE.
Eddie: You want me to make him my wife?! Okay, whatever you say, Henry. *Gets down on one knee* Steve Whatever Your Middle Name Is Harrington, will you be my wife?
Steve: Yeah. Okay. I'm not doing anything important right now.
Vecna sighed and turned to El.
Vecna: Okay. You can kill me now.
Love to imagine Jason trying to thrive as a legit crime lord only to flop because his family keeps ruining his street cred.
Case in point,
Jason: Now that you've heard my evil plan, what's your rebuttal, Batman?
Bruce: (Starts clapping)
Jason: NO, don't--
Bruce: You're so smart, honey (tries to take a picture)
Jason: stOp-
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Jason: Here to stop me, Robin?
Tim: No, I need a book report
Jason: Wha- do it yourself, you fucking accident!
Tim: I don't know why the fucking door is red!
Jason: WHAT- It symbolizes the passion of violence you dumb BITCH--
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Dick: I'll give you 10$ if you don't commit crimes tonight
Jason: 10$? What can I do in Gotham with 10 dollars?
Dick: Uh, buy an apartment?
Jason: An apartment is 13$!
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Jason: I'm gonna take it easy on you, Spoiler--
Steph: Is that my perfume?
Jason: Wha-- no.
Steph: Cass, does Red Hood usually smell like lavender and cotton candy?
Cass: Nope
Jason: OKAY, sue me, I don't wanna smell like 'warrior musk' and 'tears of a war widow'
Tim: So I overheard something at the coffee shop this morning. These two people were talking and one said that the person you are now is who you would have felt safest with as a kid.
Jason: Huh. Damn. I mean... I do protect the crime alley kids.
Tim: And I am... literally a version of Robin.
Cass: Ballerina. Hero. I love giving hugs. Yeah, makes sense.
Alfred: I never noticed that, but I guess I, too, grew into who I'd needed as a child.
Bruce, walking in wearing the Batsuit, covered in blood and scratches, holding a pissed off Damien under one arm and a kennel with a pissed off raccoon in the other: Someone tell Damien he can't have a new pet, someone else take this thing back to the woods, the rest of you please dismantle Damien's raccoon house, I'll be downstairs giving Dick stitches as he was the one who found that thing.
Damien: No! Father! Please don't get rid of Domino! I can train him to only attack our enemies! Just give me time!
Tim, Jason, Cass, Alfred, all side eyeing Bruce: Hmmm.
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Someone send me npmd fics. I cant stop thinking of the show and how much i miss it
Friends Describing Starkid Characters (part 8)
alex
he seems like a gay jock but in the closet
back is rob
front is joe
aiden
he gives that vibes
jason (idk yall)
thats a joe but like the weird creepy joe
sharpay and ryan (but girl form) from hsm (ew incest)
john mulaney (correct first name for the actor, just wrong spelling)
the lobster from the little mermaid
wait no this is ryan from hsm
this is jafar from aladdin
specifically the aladdin jr from my middle school (i literally posted on my instagram story like 5 hours before they did this one saying how no one remembers achmed and assumes achmed is jafar skdjfhsad)
little red on drugs
she reminds me of the crazy bird lady from home alone but also moira rose from schitts creek (i have only seen home alone and that was years ago. and they showed me an episode of shitts creek while we were dying my hair so i dont remember either of them)
jafar and jasmine (at least people are getting the jafar part correct)
blond little red but also looks like a jan
the main biker guy from teen beach movie
also biker guy but gay and also in the closet
troyler perks to (part 7) for saying troye sivan bc thats all i see now from that edit (look- i couldnt find the original picture)
captian hooks son thats gay
ben
jim
no questions
he seems like a john but goes by johnny
NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE SPOILERS AFTER THIS POINT!!! LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK!!
