Bowser Jr.

Considering changing this into a Ness blog. Or Pacman. Or bringing back my Sonic.

*incoherent screaming noises*

The koopa prince looked the king straight in the eye and shouted “I’m his son, stupid!”

"I've been trying, trust me! He beat me last time, but I really had him on the ropes!"

"Dad made a big ol’ dinner. I can barely move I ate so much!"

"Yeah, Bowser’s my dad. I’m just fixing my clown car. I know it’s already faster than your motorcycle, but it can still be upgraded."

"I am the prince of evil! Also I’m a koopa, I figured you would’ve been able to tell that…"

"I’m villager and I don’t even have a name and I don’t know how to use real weapons because all my friends are animals!"

"Look at me, I’m a bird and I’m blue and I fly I spaceship. I’m sooooo special because I have fancy lasers instead of cannonballs."

"Oh, if it isn’t the little princess brat."

((Oh, it appears I did make a typo! Thanks for letting me know!))