from Here to There

Mancaves: This is a room separate from the house with a large entertainment center and sound system, so no one can hear your existential weeping

Two Sink Bathrooms: Once your husband finds you rinsing out your Diva Cup, the magic is gone.

Hardwood floors that flow throughout the house: This makes it more likely your children will slip while running and maybe die, so you can finally get that divorce.

Open Concept Layouts: If no one sees you, what’s the point of pretending to be happy?

Office Space: Excellent for privacy while Skypeing with your lover in Belarus, the only person who really understands you. 

Walk in Closets: You can keep so many clothes in there, it might take years for someone to find the body.

thor 1: 

basic, functional, ultimately forgettable. 4/10

avengers: 

more of the same. better hair but still obviously a wig. nice display of muscles. 5/10

poncho: 

GLORIOUS. radiant. brings out his eyes. 9/10

thor 2:

hair looks spectacular but still little change in the basic outfit formula. beard less garish yellow which is always a plus. 7/10

age of ultron: 

stray hairs framing his face?? the v neck?? the collar popping like his pussy?? absolute icon. 10/10 

this monstrosity: 

baggy? hideous? thor babe what the fuck are you doing. you look like a destitute trucker. 0/10.

thor 3: 

GOD the off the shoulder cape… buzz cut… tasteful pieces of contrasting armour… bisexual icon. 10/10.

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