constant chess game;

            — okay.      ( update: keira is so painfully oblivious to the apathetic nature of absolutely everyone when it comes to her pointless bullshit that she’ll just nod and grin and bear it because. let me tell you. her utter naivety makes her luckier than a vast majority of y’all. )

[Flare was, apparently, done with this conversation before it even began, which makes sense, considering that he probably is predicting her responses and getting steadily less impressed. He could answer his own question, but. Effort to actually put out more words.]

               Accidentally set cat tail. On fire.                 Ran away.

[Update: Flare still cannot function beyond all-encompassing apathy and one word answers unless displaying astonishment at idiocy.]

That day is not today, not by a long shot. Oops? ]

[It's not a question. Rarely does Flare ask questions unless he's utterly astounded by people's idiocy.]

[ Whisper screeches “HELLO I LOVE YOU.” That’s it, that’s Ness. ]

Why.