whatever

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

why is this so fucking funny

Robot cummies

Hey James do you take constructive criticism?

Only on business days

Fine I’ll wait

This post fucking sucks

My computer takes longer to deny an incorrect password than to accept the right one.

man i miss the good old days when i wasnt alive

Frames per second is just resolution for the 4th dimension.

People are worried about the homosexuality in Beauty and the Beast, but not the beastiality.

Given my certainty that yesterday happened, it’s astonishing how few details I can actually remember.

Its only when your friends set you up on a date that you truly know what league you’re in.

If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.

I wonder if there’s something that I’d be an absolute prodigy with, that I haven’t yet tried.

The trippiest thing about switching bodies would be eating the foods you don’t like, and them tasting good to you.

Memes are too big in modern culture to be ignored by historians. In the future, memes will likely be studied in history class.