SNAKES & RED TULIPS

reblog if u an emotional crybaby but yr also heartless & have no feelings

Elders and parents think it’s disrespectful to not let them disrespect you.

facts

I have never in my life read something so fucking accurate 

lmaooooo facts 

funny how hot dogs come in packs of six but hot dog buns come in packs of twelve and also the united states has more blood on its hands than any other country in the world just by refusing asylum to refugees 

ever notice how you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway and also the british nation remains proud of its legacy as the world’s most murderous empire in all of recorded history and refuses to acknowledge its massacres

isn’t it pretty interesting how a ship carries cargo but a car carries shipments! it’s also funny how the western nations will teach in history class all about how the west brutally exploited Africa and the Middle East but continue to invade those same regions in the modern age “for their own good”, which is the same thing they said during the colonial era

You only truly grow as a woman when you realize that other girls are not, and never have been, your competition.

there’s only one way i want to end this year and that’s drunk 

If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.

*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*