👶👑緑川の世界🍼👶

the calming sounds of rain (BASS BOOSTED)

someone: *notices an intimate detail about me & shares the observation with me* me: who are u working for

sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see

when i get murdered i want it to be so perfect and mysterious that i get featured on buzzfeed unsolved true crime with only one theory and it’s about aliens

when

I WOULD PREFER TO NOT BEHOLD A MAN

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

Glad I’m not the only one that does this

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

God bless whoever wrote that comment

you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal