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Want to be promoted to 1,600,000+ dashboards!?

Like = 30% chance of being promoted

Reblog = 60% chance of being promoted

Reblog & Like = 90% chance of being promoted

MUST be following:

chilled 147k

human 147k

definitive 216k

metalhearted 182k

bonus 156k

nicolebenter 151k

explores 130k

acomas 111k

eatingisfab 110k

disorder 108k

unpresentable 100k

safeguards 95k

aer-e 90k

We know you’re thinking “OMG wtf, that’s too many blogs to follow!”, But remind you we have 1,600,000+ followers in all and we are all going to promote you! and I promise once you start gaining - you will think “I’m so glad that I followed them.” Many promoted to over  1.6 MILLION COMBINED dashboards!

Please do not try to be sneaky because we DO check using tumblr scanner. We will not promote those who does not follow all of us, we may even block you.

The more honest everyone is about following the more people will be promoted to our + followers! :)

PROOF OF GAINING ABOVE! WE ARE ONLY PROMOTING HONEST PEOPLE ONLY