The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is

we need to make an add-on that gives you the dictionary definition of queerbait every time you make a post accusing a show of it because i saw someone call bowser/luigi queerbaiting and. i have officially had enough. if you hand to god thought that nintendo entertainment was going to let that lizard turtle monster raw the little green plumber guy then that is entirely your fault. i cannot help you any more.

this is a more succinct political commentary than most of the cartoons today

so santa’s wife is home alone tomorrow?

if breaking bad was set in 2022 they’d get arrested immediately bc jesse would get his BeReal notification whilst they were cooking

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

Yo of all songs from that era why is it that Istanbul not Constantinople is one of the ones that survived to be known for decades after? Why is a fucking song written for the 500th anniversary of the fall of Constantinople not completely unknown today? Who even listened to it when it was recorded like why

the reason is that its a fucking banger, patrick. theres no conspiracy, its just good

I wanna buy clown noses in bulk and start sticking them on every person I see whose mask is pulled too low