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Idgaf= I don't give away food

#itallmakessensenow #yep #I don't either #udontgetmyfood #lame #I have food #hilarious #so true #nofoodforu #relatable #lol #haha #nowuknow #it has meant this all a long #ugh

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Teacher: Wikepedia is very unreliable *hands out 25 year old textbook instead*

#teacher #relatable #wikepedia #reliable #so true #ikr #hands #out #twenty five #year old #textbook #instead #funny #joke #lol

"You stupid" "No I not" "What's nine plus ten" *moment of thought* "Twenty one"

#twentone #what's #nine #plus #ten #nineplusten #jokes #haha #imgreat #vine #hilarious #laughing #lol #funny #well #noinot #nope #in style #popular #21

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I’m so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time.

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Gym Instructor: So, what's your favorite machine to use here at the gym? Me: The vending machine

#so #whats #your #favourite #machine #to #use #here #at #the #gym #vendingmachine #joke #question #answer #funny #humor #lol #hillarious #food #workout #eat #goestogymforvendingmachine #haha

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Hey, you! No, not you, The other guy, You right there, Yes, you!! Do you like tacos?

#the #question #of #day #lol #joke #true #haha #hahahah #ahhahahhahah #funny #pointless #quotes #relatable #humor #tacos #yummy #somethingiwoulddotosomeone #yeayou #nonotyou #theotherguy #yourightthere

Parent: *yells my name* Me: 'What do you want!?' Parent: ..... *yells my name again* Me: *facepalm*

#when #parents #need #their #hearing #checked #lol #sotrue #funny #trur #joke #happened #relatable #honestly #facepalm #douwant #yellsmenameanddoesnthearmereply #wow #ugh

All those girls that post selfies and put "inspirational quotes" underneath...

#why #am #i #dying #of #laughter #lol #haha #hillarious #dat #horse #tho #fat #chubbszz #cookie #related #brown #fur #followme #needfollowers #follow #funny #jokes #true

#if #you #ever #feel #dumb #remember #that #sloths #will #grab #their #own #arms #thinking #they #are #branches #and #fall #to #death #lol #relatable #true #haha #stupid #retarded

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#how #normal #people #run #i #just #kidding #dont #lol #funny #true #aha #jog #girl #shoes #relatable #humor #followme #tumblr #jokes #picture #image #words #kool #hillarious

Me a nerd? Haha no, im just making sure i don't end up working with you at Mc.Donalds in the future

#me #a #nerd #haha #no #im #just #making #sure #i #dont #end #up #working #at #mc.donalds #with #you #in #the #future #sotrue #totaly #glasses #smart #joke #quote #phrase #funny #hillarious

All phones should have the same charger

#all #phones #should #have #the #same #charger #funny #humor #hillarious #jokes #sotrue #thisisrrlatable #sorelatable #thisshould #follow #imhillarious #desjokez #lolz #datfunny

Yelling someones name in different voices until they hear you

#yelling #someones #name #in #different #voices #until #they #hear #you #sotrue #funny #hillarious #humor #truth #tbh #lol #good #jokes #relatable #related #hilarious

Do you ever write a really long message and like half way through your like ‘you know what, they dont even care’ then delete it.

#true #honestly #every #time #ever #write #realy #long #message #then #notice #dont #care #delete #funny #relatable #humor #hillarious #followme #imawesome #sotrue #related #me #quote #funnyphrases

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QUICK EVERYBODY ACT NATURAL!! *everyone strikes the most unnatural pose ever*

#quick #everybody #act #natural #everyone #strikes #the #most #unnatural #pose #ever #sotrue #relatable #funny #funniest #hillarious #humor #true #happenedbefore #laughs #lol

Waving, and yelling ‘HI’ at security cameras

#waving #yelling #hi #security #cameras #sorelatable #always #everytime #funny #hillarious #lol #becauseitstrue #humor #jokes #sotrue #illbefamous #whentheyseeme #theyllaugh #funnyfaces #jumping #screaming #staring

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