I simp for sleep deprived men

Hashira:

Rengoku - Yeah this guy while you're dying will already accept his fate when you wake up and tell him "I'm tired lemme sleep!" He will ABSOLUTELY pick you up and twirl you around like "THERE'S MY YN!!"...

Obanai - Would probably start confessing his love to you so much and so fast and when you wake up and tell him "Please let me rest in peace" will drop to his knees and cry about how "I was so scared for you"😭.

Sanemi - Will cry and yell at you while you're dying and when you wake up and say "Pls stfu I want to sleep in peace" will slam the poor bedframe to the point it nearly BREAKS...

Mitsuri - Cry straight cry and beg you to not die and when you wake up hugs you so tight you nearly choke 🤧 Will feed you non stop and will take care of you until you're perfectly fine.

Shinobu - Her mask would slip and she would also cry non stop asking you to not die but will try to save you and when she does she will insult you about your 'carelessness' and how she will "NEVER LET YOU OUT EVER AGAIN, YOU'RE GONNA SIT IN THIS ROOM FOR HE REST OF YOUR LIFE". 😮‍💨

Tengen - Picks you up and straight carries you to somewhere where you could get help and when you wake up? OH THIS MAN'S PROPOSING 😭 LIKE "BE MY FOURTH FLASHY WIFE!!!".

Giyuu - Start blaming everything on himself just like he did with Sabito and when you wake up he will hug you and say "Thank god I didn't loose the last person I love...".

Muichiro - Zero understanding whatta fuck and happening, won't cry but will definitely feel something burning in his chest and when you wake up with his sitting next to your bed staring at you like 👁️👄👁️ saying "Mui, let me sleep" he's like "No"... JUST NO.

Gyomei - Cries and starts praying out loud about how you should rest in peace and when you wake up will lray again thanking the gods that you didn't die😭...

Kamaboko Squad:

Tanjiro - Ugly crying saying how you should've lived and how you were strong and it's not your fault, when you wake up he cries again promising he will protect you no matter what.

Zenitsu - Once again CANONIC "PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE ALONE", when you wake up will hug you and cry in your chest/shoulder/anything he can FUCKING REACH.

Inosuke - Would insult you, would tell you you're weak and you need to "GET THE HELL UP!" But then realise you're dead and will cry under his mask just like he did when Rengoku died. When you wake up and tell him to leave you in peace he will CONSTANTLY REMIND YOU HOW YOU ALMOST DIED AND WILL NOT LET YOU LIVE IN PEACE BY TRYING TO "protect" YOU...

Hashira:

Rengoku would straight up try to make you stop drinking, I mean his dad is a heavy drinker and he would definitely not want his s/o to be one. Of course if you have trauma and reasons to drink he'll be our personal phsycologist and woud try to do everything to stop you from drinking, is also the kind of man who would give you lectures about how bad drinking is for your help, either way sooner or later you're going to stop the whole drinking thing.🧡

Sanemi is the type to yell at you about it like if Rengoku would be nice and supportive like "please don't drink" Sanemi would CRASHOUT but I feel like it's pretty reasonable and he'd probably try (and success) physically stopping you from drinkin, I mean look at this man and tell me he wont throw your alcohol on the floor while already yelling about how "YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE FROM THIS SHIT!-".🤍

Shinobu is the type to just NOT LET you do it, she's a doctor she KNOWS its bad and she won't give a fuck what your reason is, it's to the point she'd LOCK YOU UP IN A ROOM just saying "you gonna come out of there when you've figured out what you did wrong". Would definitely threaten you in smart terms like I mean tell you how you will slowly and painfully die if you don't stop drinking. 💜

Mitsuri is the type to straight up cry, she will cry beg get on her knees but I feel like if that girly got on her knees for me (I'm a girl myself) I'd do ANYTHING so it's pretty obvious you'd stop drinking because she'd convince you in words and when she says things like "I wouldn't wanna live without you🥺". 🩷

Ok so with obanai I'm sorry but I see his s/o as someone who's scared of snakes or reptiles in general, and I feel like when he'd find out about that he would get Kabumaru to wrap around the bottle of alcohol when you're about to take it so there's AIN'T NO WAY YOU'RE GETTING TO IT GIRLY. 🖤

Now Giyuu is a different story he will give you the "disappointed dad look", like geniunely if he ever side eyed me I'd feel small, pathetic and uncomfortable so he would straight up stare at you. You take a bottle to your mouth the EYES OF JUDGEMENT are already on you and he'd also be the type to do THAT shake of his head and turn away, yeah you'd just feel embarrassed to drink ever again. 💙

Y'all cannot tell me Gyomei wouldn't say "I pray that you stopped doing that" just NO because he WILL and he will pray OUT LOUD, it's gonna be to the point when you drink you get ashamed of fuck knows what, probably judgement of a BLIND MAN? Either way you'd definitely stop because you'd become scared of god. 🤎

Now Tengen won't give a fuck, because he's Tengen. He might tease you and tell you you're "unflashy" a couple times but overall he just simply won't have time and won't care.🩶

Muichiro would forget you're a drinker sorry chat 😮‍💨. 🩵

Kamaboko squad:

Tanjiro is such a good boy he will be like Rengoku that's for sure, will be such a sunshine and will give the "YOU'RE BETTER AND STRONGER THAN THAT YN!!!" speeches. Once again is a personal phsycologist to you. ❤️

Zenitsu? Cries. Not cute like Mitsuri NO. UGLY CRYING ABOUT HOW "IF YOU DIE I WILL BE ALONE.AND WILL DIE ALONE TOO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME". It's ridiculous. 💛

Inosuke probably doesn't even know what drinking is and when he tries he'll do it as much as you do, pretty much like Tengen but less brain cells. 💙