Yojimbra

Todochako Twins based on a avatar maker that did a friend of mine from the boku no ship academia discord uwu i really liked the design so i decided to make a little doodle!

If you want to check it out here is the link:

https://picrew.me/image_maker/5209

P. 1-4 and cover of an in-progress comic by Goose, as yet (AFAIK) untitled, translated by me with permission.

Tag here will be “serious naruko comic”.

Translation of artist’s notes:

Okay

The first part is done.

Read left to right.

You can say that my work is 100% quantity over quality… it feels weird to try to do a proper story with my derived OCs. Sakura-kun treats Naruko like a challenge. This kind of affectionless opposite sex relationship is actually very difficult to grasp (especially since it could swerve into love very easily too!!!).

If this seems inappropriate to you……. then kindly eat shit…….

headcanons: every one of your fics is full of your headcanons for the characters, no matter how seemingly improbable said headcanons are. your body of work is a big fuck you to the canon, and the readers are here for it.

pain is weakness leaving the body: you pick your favourite characters based on potential for pain, and how pretty they look while you’re torturing them. while you are capable of happy endings and even the occasional fluff, your readers must wade through an ocean of pain first.

more in character than canon: you have nailed down each character to their essentials, and it shows. no matter what else is going on in the fic, you will not tolerate OOC nonsense. you hate canon because it doesn’t know shit about the characters. fix it fics and AUs abound with you.

fluffy clouds of sugar: you write fluff. you have heard vaguely of pain but do not do business with it. no matter the canon, your fic is as sweet and soft as marshmallow. your readers teeth have long since rotted out. you are working steadily at their gums. some of them are considering making you pay for their insulin.

Ruby:*fixing hair*

Maria:Where are you going off to?

Ruby:Jaune and I are gonna see the city.

Maria:Which one is that again.

Ruby:Tall, blonde, in the white armor.

Maria:Aw yes the one you hugged.

Ruby:*giggling* yes that’s the one.

Maria:Y’all bang yet?

Ruby:*whips her head around* What!?

Maria:You heard me. I said have you two ba-

Ruby:*blushing* I heard you! It’s just…. why would you…. we’re just friends!

Maria:Yeah, a friend you want to bang.

Ruby:*crimson* stop saying that! What even gives you that idea!?

Maria:Child everyone time I see you two together I catch you either staring into his eyes or checking out his butt.

Ruby:I….you see….*sighs* aren’t your eyes supposed to be messed up!

Maria:I make sure to see all the good stuff.

Ruby:Well you don’t have to call me out like that.

Maria:Don’t be too embarrassed. He thinks he’s suddle but I always catch him staring at your thighs Ms. ripped leggings and short skirt.

Ruby:*deep blush* For your information this has basically always been my style even before I met him.

Maria:…..

Ruby:Ok maybe I might be showing more skin then usual but still!

Maria:Honestly this generation. So quick to do just about anything to avoid acknowledging their feelings. Such a shame, you’re like the perfect height for him.

Ruby:Perfect height? *realizes and almost faints*

Maria:*laughing* you’re too easy. Seriously though what are you waiting for? Look at him being all nice and handsome.

Jaune:*playing with Adrian*

Maria:A boy that nice doesn’t come around often. He talks about you a lot you know. Everyone word about how amazing and special you are to him.

Ruby:*trying not to smile* Let’s pretend for a second you might be right. *playing with hair* what should I do?

Maria:Honey all you have to do is ask. If you can fight grimm you can be direct with your feelings.

Jaune:*Walks up* You ready to go?

Ruby:*flusterd* Umm yeah…

Jaune:Cool I’ll just go grab my sword and meet you outside. *runs off*

Ruby:Well it’s been…real but I gotta go *walking away*

Maria:….I bet his sword is big too.

Ruby:*red as her cape* Stop that!!!!

Sakura: *starts running at Naruto*

Naruto: No, no, no, I’m holding ramen—!