Bangtan Has Put A Spell On Me!!!!

jimin’s birthday countdown ➝ d-1 

set off an alarm in ikea, panicked, covered his ears then casually walked away pretending it never happened

placed a sheet of paper over a humidifier and began singing awake as though it was the dry ice on a stage

held his own human figure as though he was weightlifting

fit a electric handheld fan into his mouth

pulled a cutlassfish out of the ocean and pretended it was a necktie

mistook a trophy for a microphone

brushed his teeth with two toothbrushes at the same time

stuffed a post-it note into his mouth

ate six cup noodles at once in the middle of the night

cooked a plate a sweet potatoes that got stuck to the plate

sang n.o in a trot version

did a cover of a guy like me with a moustache, sunglasses and a devil’s pitchfork

learned the terms zirconium and einsteinium just to beat seokjin in spelling contests

accidentally hit hoseok in the crotch with a trophy

put down dancing to something by girl’s day as one of his special talents

peeled open a pineapple with his bare hands

tied his fringe together and put it through the hole in his snapback

got onto a floatie during a shoot when he didn’t have any extra clothes

did the limbo while carrying jimin bridal-style in his arms

boxed a fly during a shoot

spit in taehyung’s face after getting sneezed at

put chocolate mushroom balls into jin’s ramen cup

became a confetti dispenser during the concept photoshoot of you never walk alone 

ran up the side of a wall

wiggled his eyebrows after being asked what it felt like to turn twenty

pretended to be a really aggressive puppy

threw himself and rolled down a sand dune

tried to pick a fight with a chicken

sang the banana song while wearing overalls

made a snowball the size of a face during a snowball fight

spinned taehyung and jimin ridiculously fast in a roundabout

wore a pair of goggles under sunglasses

said that if he were to change his name to an english one it would be justin seagull

imitated his own speaker

lugged a speaker all the way home because he couldn’t wait to use it 

screeched really loudly in the middle of a crowded restaurant 

imitated spongebag and squidward

did a meme dance while wearing a police costume

danced while wearing a huge skull mask

spinned and kneeled into a flying kiss

danced to dope in a really exaggerated manner

pushed hoseok out of the photo challenge when the theme was rabbit

threw a fabric deodoriser out of the box just to catch it with his other hand

wrote his name with his butt

got all the other members to bow to him after winning a bowling challenge

uses a baby voice to imitate jimin speaking

used a shopping cart to move on ice

put an umbrella in between rocks so that it would stand in the middle of an abandoned train track

froze in place after claiming that he was off a live just so that everyone would think their screens froze 

clapped with only one hand because the other was holding a camera

said “hallelujah” when he saw bingsu

almost bent backwards all the way to the floor while dancing to rainism

backflipped and threw a dart with perfect precision

accidentally left the lamp that seokjin had given him during their dubai gift exchange at the hotel 

took seokjin’s food off of his fork

accidentally hit his microphone against his front teeth

kept lying down on the floor in an off-white hoodie that jimin bought him as a gift

thought the lamp was a person in a blindfold hide and seek game

vacuumed fruit flies in hawaii at four in the morning

tied his fringe together and stuck it through the hole in his cap

imitated seokjin screaming on a rollercoaster with one hundred percent accuracy

didn’t even notice when his phone went flying out of his pocket because he was dashing after taehyung

pretended to flip his ‘short hair’ which was actually his hoodie

tried to make an umbrella stand by piling rocks around it

stuffed the fluffy top of a birthday hat that namjoon was wearing in his mouth

snuck around the table during a vlive just so he could get a little bit of every type of food

genuinely believed that it was his actual birthday after fans sung a birthday song for him even though it wasn’t

claimed that he would give the run producers seokjin in exchange for ice cream

decided to try all the combinations in existence when he saw a lock that couldn’t be opened

broke an egg with just his thumb

called himself a national treasure on a vlive

didn’t finish a poem that they were supposed to write for a run episode and found comrades that didn’t do it either 

became of cubed kimchi mixing machine

protected a pig-dolph balloon like it was his own baby

ran around and clapped happily after winning rock paper scissors

stayed behind to clear up after everyone when isac finished

pretended to be and dog and followed instructions like “hand”, “foot” and “head”

almost decided to use seagull as his stage name

beat the top score on a punching machine multiple times

immediately threw a winnie the pooh plushie on the floor when he was handed an iron man figurine at a concert

played with a jelly wrapper like it was an instrument

went through a phase where he kept saying “oh my gawd” at the most random times

made a song about how short jimin is 

had a mental breakdown because he couldn’t eat noodles but was tempted again and again by hoseok 

jungkook through the eras (no more dream ~ idol)