Hockey Puck, Rattlesnake

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

Both.

I HATE THIS

“HE’S CALLING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”

its true that crying wont solve things but we dont cry to solve. we cry to release

Taking the lid off a pot that’s boiling too much wont solve the problem of the heat being too high, but it will release the pressure so you’ll have time to get the heat under control before everything inside the pot explodes 

A show where you can tell the creator has actual siblings

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

Thanks!

The face of a true hero

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”