escape artist.

why does everyone drive like it's their first day on earth? it feels like the entire world is always against me when i'm driving, and before anyone says anything— i'm a safe driver ever, i promise. the funniest part is that i passed the test on first try, and somehow i have a record of almost getting into accidents despite being careful. to sum it up, i need a chauffeur or a designed carpool buddy. perks are that i'm a good listener, top tier music, and the biggest perk is me! it's a win-win for everyone. @limelightblvdstarters

i have to admit that i'm generally seeing it all from the passenger's seat but the way so many people don't look where they're going before trying to turn or change lanes, or seem to forget that the signal button even exists amaze me? how do you manage to get around like that without causing multiple crashes every day? imagine being aware (of anything) while driving. do you have a designated in-the-car playlist or is it split up so you can swap between them depending on what you're feeling?