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yogapizzabeer

I’ve been trying to post this shit for a goddamn week.

Life update: I turned 30, my best friend in the whole wide world @yesgermanthighs came to visit, we spent time outside.

yesgermanthighs

This was good. @yogapizzabeer

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whatshouldwecallme

When it’s literally impossible for me to do work on a Friday afternoon

yesgermanthighs

Accurate.

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Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate

pearl-likes-pi

this is art

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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

This girl forever. @yogapizzabeer

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Tagged by @yogapizzabeer to show no one but her what I'm doing right now. Drinking Four Sigmatic mushroom coffee at work and protecting wetlands.

#foursigmatic #foursigmafoods

whatshouldwecallme

When someone asks for my thoughts on a conference call but I haven’t been paying attention

yesgermanthighs

WOOPS.

whatshouldwecallme

When I go out in another city and it’s obvious I’m not from there

yesgermanthighs

Dead.

whatshouldwecallme

When my friend casually mentions that she’s been talking to her ex

yesgermanthighs

YEP.

yogapizzabeer

when someone at work gives me a writing assignment

yesgermanthighs

You'll do ggggrrrreeeeaaaattttt

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yogapizzabeer

today my best friend in the whole world @yesgermanthighs turned 30

she’s currently on a beach in Puerto Rico sipping on some bullshit tropical drinks

and that’s fine. because she deserves that.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU ASSHOLE I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART

yesgermanthighs

It would good, do recommend.

whatshouldwecallme

When my best friend and I stay in on a weekend night and ignore all the fun things everyone else is doing

yesgermanthighs

Case in point. @yogapizzabeer

#letmetellaboutmybestfriend

whatshouldwecallme

When my friend says she wants to hang out with me because her boyfriend is out of town

yesgermanthighs

Or is busy.....

anotherwellkeptsecret

pet owner: *hears noise*

pet owner:

yesgermanthighs

Ugh.

fakescience

Bad Children Get Coal

fakescience

So, so true.

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whatshouldwecallme

How it feels when I’m back at my parents house for the holidays

yesgermanthighs

Accurate.

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