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“..ARE YOU DOWN 2 BE A DISTRACTION BABY?”

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snow leopard!satoru who acts like a teething kitten. chewing through anything he can get his maw on— it’s relentless.

you’ve tried chew toys and whatnot, but he really likes chewing on your furniture! your poor (and expensive) couch has a good chunk of it bitten out! and right next to your now chewed up couch is your grinning ‘precious’ kitty.

snowleopard!satoru who has now chewed through nearly everything in your house, thinks that you’re feeling a bit left out :((

notes! - SORRY FOR NOT BEING ACTIVE!! I’ve been feeling so unmotivated this month :(( posting little stuff so I can work on my other things.

living with choso is not for the weak. he’s very sweet, a bit socially awkward and unaware, but sweet.

so when he asks for lessons in… relationship you can’t really say no.

MY LIFE IS URS IF U JUST DO THIS FOR ME‼️‼️‼️

contents! - slight creepy geto… not proofread

notes! - not as fleshed out as I wanted it to be :((( first time writing for geto! not going well…

stray!suguru who you found sneaking around in an alleyway, looking worse for wear— unhealthy skinny, darkened circles around his eyes, and smelling of vomit. so of course you took him in!

stray!suguru is rather quiet at first, only grunting or nodding in response to you— never letting you get too close, preferring to keep you at an arms length. he’s always politey accepting food you offer, though deep down— you feel as if there’s something he’s hiding.

stray!suguru takes a while to warm up to you. but, he does! it started off with subtle sniffing at you, then scooting closer, then his tail inching its way closer— almost featherlight touches it makes against your legs. now, suguru is a big cuddle bug!

stray!suguru who you actually have no idea what type of hybrid-man thing he is. he’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! (it’s not like you’ve ever really seen much hybrids around anyways..) he’s tall— freakishly, built like a man made for hard labour, a harsh contrast to his cutesy ears n fuzzy tail!

stray!suguru who loves it when you lay on him, absolutely purring deeply when you perch yourself ontop of him. his big hands playing with your smaller ones— nuzzling into them like a loving cat.

stray!suguru who loves how much smaller your are compared to him, so soft and malleable— a purrfect little match for him.

stray!suguru doesn’t obey rules, especially not yours. of course, he’ll put on an act— ‘obeying’ to your house rules. it’s funny how you think you have control over him— little ol’ you.

ooo I’ve never done a hybrid reader before.. until now.

contents! - satoru and size difference, not proofread

notes! - honestly this sucks, but I wanted to get something out :(( I think I’ll properly elaborate on this later..

being brought in to be a companion for another wasn’t as bad as you thought it would be, even if said companion-ee is really annoying.

snowleopard!satoru was ecstatic— bouncing off the walls happy when you, a small housecat breed, was brought to his enclosure. finally! a playmate other than that bore suguru, and that drunkard ieiri.

you one the other hand, did not like satoru as much as he liked you.

as you were originally bought to help satoru relax during a particular season, snowleopards are far too tense to essentially mate— but jeez, this guy doesn’t seem to shy.

snowleopard!satoru nearly bulldozed you over with how excitedly he tried (literally) to tackle you, only to end up being scolded for his behaviour. though, satoru never listens anyways. that’s one thing you learn of him. as soon as the snow-haired bastard is set free— he pounces, giggling weirdly; poking at your cheeks, cooing at how much smaller you are to him.

he’s just ginormous, your normal size.

snowleopard!satoru spends his time as such, rubbing himself all over you— purring n all! scenting you, essentially. he’s just so happy to have a new (and much cuter) playmate! he doesn’t want anyone to steal you :((

why must he rub his musk over you.

glepul glorpul!

contents - spit. not proofread :,(

notes - this has been marinating in my drafts for so long… and there’s others..

It’s been about a year since you adopted your cat. oh, you remember it like it was yesterday!

originally, you were supposed to spend time with another hybrid, a cute siberian husky! but when you saw sukuna’s well-kept pink hair, with his pink fluffball-ears, you just had to have him!

and now you’re here, stuck with the most sassiest cat in the world.

oh no haha my bio is just an error code, I explained somewhere in here…

did you miss me… ?

contents! - reader is shorter than megumi

not proofread

notes - i may have touched on this a tad but never in depth. but i can never refuse a kitty megumi ask!

“megs—honey! m’ home!” you yell, calling out for your grumpy bundle that you call megumi.

lo behold, megumi appears. speedily walking closer to you.

“mm— c’mere!” you chuckle, bringing megumi into your embrace— his chest pressing against your face.

megumi does his usual process; subtly starts purring, leaning down to nuzzle his head onto your most important spots, sniffing your scent— wait.

contents!— fem!reader, not proofread, short :((

notes - I was actually supposed to post this yesterday but i accidentally saved it into my drafts 😭😭

it was a peaceful day for megumi, warm and sunny—perfect for a long day of sunbathing, kisses, and naps.

until it wasn’t.

he should’ve known something was up when you came home smelling a bit too happy.

notes! — having gojo as a childhood friend when he was a bratty tween would be rough.. not proofread.. again.

childhood friend!satoru who you met by bumping into him, literally. stupidly tripping over some rock and knocking your head into some another kid. seeing him shaking his uniquely head of white hair—scowling at you. ha, it makes you laugh at how bratty of a kid he was, a far contrast to the satoru of today.

childhood friend!satoru who you are now stuck to the hip to! at first, it was hard to meet up with him due to his so called ‘training’, eh whatever that was. but that doesn’t stop him from coming to see you!

childhood friend!satoru who you have definitely been a bad influence on. he became more.. rebellious, running away more, staying with you until the crack of dawn—heck, at 14 he even stole a wine bottle for you both, wanting to ‘drink the night away!’…let’s just say it ended up with satoru hanging upside down in a tree by his pants. (lol you still have a pic of that)

this one’s not my best but im getting ready for a trip with my bsf so some of these are just straight up from my asscheeks :((

p.s to all of you guys that have requested stuff from way beyond— don’t worry im working on them :)))

slightly spicy (aged up megs just in case) not proofread

kitty!megumi loves laying on top of you, like full-on puts his weight on you. only does so he can lay on your chest and get his ears played with >:// needy cat ends up drooling on you

kitty!megumi loves getting kisses and it’s not just pecks no no no— he absolutely loves those long sessions of kissing with you on his lap, a hand buried in his hair, fingers rubbing at the base of his sensitive ears as he suckles on your tongue. you both emerge from the moment with bruised lips coated with spit (he licks it up after—yuck megs)

kitty!megumi hates when you try to set him up on play dates with that pink-haired mutt. he hates when yuuji comes over, did you really have to get all buddy-buddy with his owner? all that dog does is stink up the house with his scent, you better hope megumi doesn’t see you giving yuuji some kisses on the cheek.. (plotwist; he does)

fem!reader, yuuji being fluffy. not proofread :0

you can not convince me that yuuji wouldn’t be the best bf ever.

secret bf yuuji hates being secret, seeing others flirt with you makes him wanna throw up and die :((

if it was his way, he’d dye your hair to match his and his name tattooed magically on your forehead. he’s maybe even considered rubbing himself all over you so you’ll hopefully catch his scent! but he can’t, unfortunately…

so, as a way to make his mark on you, he decides to get trinkets! at first, he wanted to splurge his allowance on jewellery because, you like jewellery, right..right? then he starts to spiral, ‘what if her friends notice??’ or ‘what if she hates me because the gift was too obvious and then she’ll leave me for someone better!’ yeah.. maybe he should be subtle.

yuuji ops for very subtle things, things that you could use everyday without anyone blinking twice… he’s so genius.

your pink cottonball of a boyfriend practically hops his way to your usual meeting spot with an imaginary wagging tail, pulling you into his arms (as per usual), happily nosing at your cheek, shivering when you peck him on the cheek.

yuuji—rather shyly—hands you a gift bag filled with scented crayons (strawberry scented because you said he was like a strawberry and he stuck with it), cute stickers with kirby on them, (you said kirby reminded you of him!) , pink gel pens (uh who else is pink other than him?) ect ect.

you accept, of course. but not without a face-sucking kiss for yuuji.

it’s SHOWN in the manga and anime

anyways… SAPPHIC NOBARA CANON!