trashtiny

seonghwa: who keeps leaving these fast food wrappers around the kitchen. jongho: me seonghwa: but you've been cooking the entire week? i watched you hand carve a roast chicken the other day. jongho: i'm not a good cook.

yeosang: san does NOT have a crush on me. wooyoung: yesterday when you complimented him he ran away giggling yeosang: that's just the kind of person he is wooyoung: i caught him writing "mr and mr kang" in his diary last night. i didn't even know he had a diary.

(the ateez gc, probably) mingi: so yeah i think i’ve been really struggling with a lot of stuff recently and i think i could really use some support to help me get through this- wooyoung: [JOIN TO PLAY “8BALL POOL” WITH ‘WOOYOUNG’]  mingi: -to help me get through this difficult period of my life. wooyoung: [CLICK LINK TO GET 30% OFF WITH A FRIEND] can someone click on this link 4 me 

jongho, handcuffing him and hongjoong together: hey hyung hongjoong: what are you doing? what the fuck? let me go jongho: sorry. wooyoung paid me to keep you in one place for a while *somebody screams in the distance. probably mingi* hongjoong: what the fuck was that. jongho let me go.  jongho, swallowing the key: wooyoung paid me a lot of money. 

san: y’all ever wake up in the middle of the night and go to the kitchen to get a glass of water but there’s no water coming out of the sink even though you know there’s running water and then when you look into the tap you realize there’s hair stuck inside and maybe you’re starting to hear screaming come out of the pipes. wooyoung: no????? NO?????? NO????????? WHAT THE FUCK???????????

yeosang, trying to get out of going somewhere with wooyoung: im sorry i dont think ill be able to make it wooyoung: what why yeosang: i yeosang: i have rabies

wooyoung: hey cutie, you single?  yeosang: only for you <3 wooyoung: .  wooyoung: wait wooyoung: WAIT. 

uber eats driver: s-s-s-sir please let me go hongjoong: where’s my fucking order, steven

seonghwa: hey wooyoung, mind giving me a little help with the laundry?  wooyoung: i can’t hyung. venus is in retrograde right now.  seonghwa:  seonghwa: what? 

san: bro. yeosang: i am your boyfriend, please do not call me bro san: my brofriend yeosang: NO-

jongho: hey hyung hongjoong: yes?  jongho: how long can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? hongjoong: ... hongjoong: wheres wooyoung

hongjoong: hey whatcha got there?  yeosang, clearly dragging san in a sleeping bag:  you know what? i’m gonna let you figure that one out for yourself. 

wooyoung, yawning: seonghwa what are you doing? seonghwa: putting up christmas decorations!  wooyoung: its.... its november seonghwa: it’s almost christmas!  san, covered in christmas stockings: please help me he’s been up since 6 a.m 

seonghwa: what do you guys want to do for halloween? yunho: buy a fake chainsaw and cover it in blood and then run around the neighbourhood chasing lil kids wooyoung: ding dong ditching neighbours and leaving a fake hand on the doorknob yeosang: hiding the body in my basement.  mingi: i want to carve a pumpkin!  seonghwa, ushering mingi out of the room: gotta get you away from these freaks

hongjoong: hey yeosang, do you have any plans for halloween?  yeosang: no i don’t but if anybody asks i was with you all day pumpkin carving. by the way, try your best to steer clear of the kitchen tomorrow night. hongjoong: w hongjoong: what.