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Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

american puritan names have nothing on the first name of this 17th century dutch woman artist i just read about. my girl Tesselschade ('texel damage') named after the shipwrecking of her father's 44 trade ships on the coast of the island Texel in 1593.

supposedly it was as a reminder of the vanity of worldly wealth or whatever but i do think it's very funny for a woman in the VOC era to have such a capitalism themed name. Stockmarketcollapse you were named for a very memorable time in daddy's life,

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

Day 1 final fantasy let's make a stupid guy and kill some ladybugs day 150 final fantasy psychosexual nightmare blunt rotation dinner date with Zenos and his gay little scheming eunuch

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

in the past i've described my experience of being an ace with a sex drive as being hungry with no appetite, but actually my experience is more like being hungry and never going out to eat because i always have all the tools and ingredients to make exactly what i want, exactly how i want it, at home. i don't want other people in my kitchen and i certainly don't want to be in anyone else's kitchen. love reading about fictional kitchens, though.

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

The meme version of Edward Cullen as a man who is obsessed with snails and moss is infinitely more interesting than the version of him in the actual twilight books.

If Edward Cullen was a man who was obsessed with the small intricacies of the forests of Washington state and enjoyed foraging and taking pictures of snails he would actually be the most unique and interesting vampire character in modern literature but instead he’s an overprotective bitch whose main personality trait is that he hates himself.

Bella would also be way more interesting if she was watching this guy swerve the car over to the side of the road to take a picture of some cool moss and chewing on poisonous herbs like gum because his vampirism makes him immune and going “oh I can’t not fuck him”

Where can I see that? Or is it just you hallucinating Edward's?