Infinite Space

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

skidaddled

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

if you're quiet as an adult they kill you

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

"I asked chatgpt" ok well I asked Sherlock Holmes and I got a monologue that contained two tangents, four accidental insults, the answer to my question, and three homoerotic comments about his flatmate

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

Cats crave routine so much that if you don't give them any, they'll invent some for you and then get pissed off if you don't follow the secret rules that they decided for the household

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression