Infinite Space

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

DONT STOP ME NOW!

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

"yeah I'm doing okay haha, just going through it ^^'" - girl who will burst into tears if you give her a hug

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.