Kotomi Walker. Fangirl.

Dark Pit: Shut up

Dark Pit: These are Pokemon cards.

Toon Link: Okay, Wario. Where’s Bowser hiding?

Wario: Heh. You runts will never get me to talk!

Dark Pit: You better. Or else I’m gonna get….(grins menacingly)…sarcastic.

Wario, scared: He’s hiding in New Donk City by the main building! He has a whole fortress of Koopa’s ready! That’s all I know, honest!

—–

Pit: Man, I’m starving. Lets go get some burgers, Pittoo!

Palutena: Don’t you two think of anything other than burgers?

Dark Pit: Not unless we have to.

—–

Pandora: You’re alive only because I had the Mirror of Truth! Don’t try to deny your master, Dark Pit. I’m far better than Palutena!

Dark Pit: ….Does the phrase, “Go suck a lemon” hold any meaning to you?

—–

Sonic: That was almost too easy!

Bowser turns into Giga Bowser

headcanons, of course

Viridi: March 20 (she is 4.5 billion as of post time) (age of Earth, duh)

Palutena: Easter (she is 13.6 billion as of post time) (age of the first star, AKA, the first light source)

Pit: December 19 (the day he dabuted) (i’ll change this later)

Joker: WHAT EVEN IS THIS STAGE!?

*The stage has so little land and the floor is on fire*

Mario: Maybe that was a bit too much

Pit: Why didn’t you kill me that day….weren’t you going to break our bond?! Blapi!!!

Dark Pit, staring down at him from a higher platform: The reason is simple. It’s not that I couldn’t break it, Pit.

(flash back)

Ganondorf: Like me, you may be one of the few who can use god-like powers. You were able to use a Goddess’ power to fly without any assistance. There is more power inside of you. But to unlock it there is a task you must accomplish….

Ganondorf: You must kill the ones you care deeply about.

(flashback end)

Dark Pit: I just couldn’t stand the idea of attaining power by following the old man’s footsteps. I spared you life on a whim. Nothing more. (walks off)