YEET-dalyn

“Eda literally just said, ‘It’s obnoxious! I love it!’ And I’ve never heard anything more accurate to her personality before.” 

At that, Lilith’s cheeks flushed a little. 

“Eda, I’m trying to get a job at Hexside. I can’t just…vandalize the walls. I could get busted.” 

There’s a pause as her smirk widens and she looked like she was actually mulling it over.

“Y’know…it has been a hot minute since we got up to anything…”

     “Y’know.. Bump’s not at Hexside today, and the walls are looking really, really underwhelming..”

At that, she snorted and started to laugh as well. 

“True enough. I’d ask who you are and what you did with my sister.” 

“Oh, you are so fucking full of shit.” 

     She laughs, of course,

“If my kids didn’t learn how to say fuck from me, they certainly would’ve picked it up from you.” 

“I could ask the same of you. Does mom know you say words that would make a sailor blush?” 

“Listen, I finally developed by the time I turned seventeen. And having two kids helped that. ALSO-!” 

“I’ll say FUCK if I want to!” 

“Ok, you say that but that cake was delicious and you fucking know it.”

“But no, this one does not have mayonnaise in it.” 

     “Yeah, mayonnaise is another word for ‘trust issues’, good or not. Sure, I’ll never say not to chocolate cake.” She assumed it as chocolate anyway.

She handed her a bottle and clinked them together. 

“Cheers.”

There was a pause and a grin. “Y’know, I made another chocolate cake if you want to try it.”

     She’s happy to partake.. and then cake. She raised a brow,

Lilith nodded and shrugged. “Yeah, that’s true.” 

“You want some apple blood, by the way? I got some of spiced kind earlier.” 

“Fair. Then again, she never managed to bust me when I was drinking. I chalked that up to the fact that she just didn’t care.” 

Lilith ran her hands over her face. “Oh, by the Titan…did mother ever find out? Please tell me she didn’t.” 

     “I’m alive so what do you think??” She’d be dead, Lilith. Deceased. Gone. Pushin’ up daisies.

“You did DRUGS?!” 

“EDA!”