âDo you think that half of these people have even seen a noir film?â Felix questioned, turning his face to the person near him. âI mean, Iâm not saying I have. Unless Gone Girl counts as noir. I just think like, they didnât get the memo,â he said, waving his hand over at a girl dressed as what appeared to be aâŚ. bloody cheerleader? Was she going for Jennifer Check? She looked good, but definitely not on theme. âDid you know that Agatha Christie faked her own death once? She was the original Gone Girl,â he stated, flashing them a grin, taking a sip of his drink, something sweet from a punch bowl. Briefly he worried that it might be spiked with something. His cream colored shirt was stained red with fake blood on his stomach, like he had been shot in the gut. âand meanwhile the other half of the student body is taking this theme too seriously. Wanna place a bet on whether someone will actually get murdered tonight? My moneyâs on a classics major. Theyâve all read The Secret History too many times.â @yatesstarters



















