Mikal Sara

parents will break your heart before anybody else can

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

too many pretty faces with shitty personalities

you still have so many years to meet so many people you never knew you could love so much

don’t be sad because sad spelled backwards is das und das ist nicht gut

Nvm i’m back on that sad shit lol

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time