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[video description: a tiktok showing various instances of a fluffy black cat walking into rooms with leaves in her mouth, then dropping them on the floor with squeaky little meows]

:: looks at the 20 open Ao3 tabs ::

are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate

I’m an “I’m not paying $600 for Photoshop” pirate

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

This is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen in the entire world. What a wonderful experience wow honestly what a privilege to be graced with this sweet perfect thing at 4:14 in the morning

This is still so beautiful to me…I’m in tears again

Cronch cronch cronch

Okay, but as a former hamster parent, I want to tell you why this video clip is so adorable and sweet to me. He’s actually eating. Taking bites, chewing and swallowing. Hamsters only do that when they feel safe and comfortable and protected. Most of the time if they encounter food outside of their nest, they will just quickly shove it into their cheek pouches to eat later. But he’s so chill and so comfy that he’s just eating right there out in the open.