Ocean Man, Take Me By The Hand

My relationship makes a lot more sense when you realize both Tendo and I are sexually attracted to morons

Seems legit

Be…….. gay

Promote @maxhansensuggestion to third in command of the Shatterdome after Herc

...really sir?

come to K-Sci Pride! we’ve got a home-made dual-purpose glitter canon/flamethrower, a custom mead distillery, and a life size cardboard cutout of Alan Turing covered in lipstick marks

I see your k-sci pride and raise you jaegers painted completely in pride colours overnight throwing down in the marina

I can and will be attending both

Keep scratching at a scar you got from bumping into a jaeger on your arm absentmindedly

I mean... thanks?

Brutally murder anyone who attempts to reveal your full name

Who would do that Charles?

Make garlic bread at 3am in that one kitchen nobody uses

that sacred scent summons me like an ancient ritual dude you can’t keep garlic bread secret forever

It’s Mine And You Can’t Have It

Yancy I’ll give u some bagels !

Oh shit really?

Make garlic bread at 3am in that one kitchen nobody uses

that sacred scent summons me like an ancient ritual dude you can’t keep garlic bread secret forever

It's Mine And You Can't Have It

cultivate a post apocalyptic guy fieri aesthetic

keep guy fieri’s name out of your goddamn mouth

hey raleigh let him have it this once… after all he really took @babyotachisuggestion to flavourtown

I preferred him as a kaiju appetizer 

oh so now the tragic backstory is gonna preach to me

At least I have someone who cares about me

at least i didnt die

At least I didn't get vored by a baby kaiju for comedic relief

cultivate a post apocalyptic guy fieri aesthetic

keep guy fieri’s name out of your goddamn mouth

hey raleigh let him have it this once… after all he really took @babyotachisuggestion to flavourtown

I preferred him as a kaiju appetizer 

oh so now the tragic backstory is gonna preach to me

At least I have someone who cares about me

cultivate a post apocalyptic guy fieri aesthetic

keep guy fieri’s name out of your goddamn mouth

hey raleigh let him have it this once… after all he really took @babyotachisuggestion to flavourtown

I preferred him as a kaiju appetizer 

it’s my birthday today, but i’ve basically been 35 since i was 12 so

I'm pretty sure you were born 35 (Happy birthday, doctor!)