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49 MINUTES TILL THE GREAT ESCAPE ACCIDENTALLY ALL CAPPED HIMSELF BUT GOING WITH THE FLOW CYCLOPS JOKE ON DECK WAITING FOR MS DC TO MAKE HER ROUNDS IF SHE DID NOT ALREADY FIND JARON WEIRD SHE WILL EVEN MORE NOW WHO WEARS SUNGLASSES INSIDE OF A CALL CENTER THIS GUY LOL TOO CHEAP OR FRUGAL MACDOOGLE  I KNOW I SPELLED IT WRONG BUT IT IS EASIER THAT WAY SLOW IS SMOOTH AND FAST IS…

Sandrea  Glenn Wanda All discussing gloomis pettiness at the golden call center drama too tired for this today jaron fantasizing leaving thinks about needing to buy new sunglasses left eye has tiny cut causes baby dots  does not have insurance to get it fixed sunglasses help protect eyes from strain hours of staring at computer screens listening to fledgling by Octavia Estelle…

53 minutes till last break they come and go so quick kind of like his few and far between pursuits of women JaRon will be only referred to in the third person A subtle wink at Bomani Jones Who claimed his creator not the creator with the capital c but capital a was a nobody basically not famous enough to do such well according to key and peele i am anyway so jaron sits patiently…

The Cuckoo Call Center 7.21.2026 04:21 53 minutes till last break they come and go so quick kind of like his few and far between pursuits of women JaRon will be only referred to in the third person A subtle wink at Bomani Jones Who claimed his creator not the creator with the capital c but capital a was a nobody basically not famous enough to do such well according to key and peele i…

Ms. Right is here tonight Attraction is a strange phenomenon Entertaining such notions In the impulsive sense of the word Is pure nonsense Starvation Proximity Desperation Will have you in unimaginable situations Like cutting the wwz grass with an electric mower just say no just say no Just read a psalm about lamenting crying and weeping with urgency and deep emotion the x files do…

Started to update the website Change the background Became to complicated Would rather spend that time on writing No this is not weird AI But some may say this is weirdo a a ron back to his silly shenanigans remaking another classic book turned movie Playa in spanish is beach in the urban dictionary is a solomon type figure in order to maintain our sanity these writings are…

I want to not have to document this while I still recall it. Yesterday was Ava’s bday. As Pop’s would say she is officially off the clock… why am i using punctuation… that is not my style ahhh that is more like it where was i here at Jesus Controls writing between calls mmm so ava went to davez hot chicken with her older sister and mom i forgot what she ordered two chicken strips and something…

I was playing basketball at a strip mall in my dreams with some young black teenagers. The hoop was attached to the side of a business. I know I’m dreaming well when I’m playing basketball in my dreams kind of like Lil Thelma chasing birds lol.

Just before waking up I was at these white folks house and they cooked 5 big ole ducks  Or turduckins  they bought them from the store and just warmed them up They were good That’s all we ate  Then when cleaning up I explained to young Aiden  How to wipe counters without getting crumbs all over the floor I think this white couple owned a daycare facility  Then these nasty bugs came…

Pops at first looked like himself in his Ford work clothes and driving around the Commerce Bank I was at then he turned into this older looking guy but also small like a baby  I scooped him up and showed him to Tish and Wayne and Aunt B but he was unrecognizable to them or invisible it was weird I could see him but no one else could Just before that I reopened a checking account at Commerce…

Pops was eating the breakfast hockey pucks Almost shaped like the deserts at MOD pizza He had them stored in the fridge Before waking up Big bro held me and kissed the back of my head We watched something on TV together Kevonstage and Keith Lee finally came out and had this playful scene together throwing food at each other and playing tag In another scene  I was on this plane and this…

My boy Just write what feels right  Don’t try to write like someone else Or do what makes others feel good  Or say what you think they want to hear It’s a jungle out there  Time to go underground This is your safe place  A pen A pad  A horn  And a staff Oh and a little thundercat in the rain 

My car battery died and my headlights stopped working  Stopped outside of this building to replace the battery and headlights but somehow in the strangest way  A man in a wheelchair was in my way like inside my car hood He was getting his nubs rubbed by a nurse Both of his legs were amputated  Some guys said his brother worked at O’Reilly  I arrived there just after closing at 10 pm They…

Saw Scotty and asked how his son was doing  Scotty was also Gabriel lol We met in the middle of this busy outdoor patio at a Restaraunt  I told him about my day In another scene Katie and I were together She said she might be having that time of the month I showed her my pac man drawings I also painted on a Jordan shoe and made a painting of Jordan It was juvenile but still beautiful in…

Just before waking up  Thought I saw big bro come home into the kitchen of our childhood house but he was quiet  Before that I saw these statues of people long ago depicting the trail of tears Then I saw these giant creepy monsters that were alive  That woke me up Before that Palestinians were invading Israel Some of them stole the cell phones just sitting out I made sure to grab mine off…

Dreams 8.20.2025 8:37 pm Early on some guy had these guns he was showing me Not muscles but actual guns He told me life was not going so well He was facing warrants and probation and jail time It was a brotha There was more to that  Oh in another scene I was with my kids and I bought this new round wooded dining room table even though I already had a long rectangular wooded one  I kept…

4:40 pm I promise you I go to these other dimensions in my sleep and dreams This time I did a delivery to a woman I forgot some of her grocery items in the car and went back to grab them In another scene I saw a young woman who had just been in a car accident  She was recovering from serious injuries Her family was all around her I told some guy that I was back in college studying to be a…