Amazin'

Had super amounts of fun tonight. Me and another girl, we'll call her Jay, went and did a bachelor party for all these guys in from Jersey. They were awesome.

We chilled and they gave us percocets and xanax and smoked weed with us and drank. It was awesome.

I made a decent amount of money. Pulled two half-hour sessions. One with me, Jay and the bachelor. He was really drunk and couldn't come, he kept taking pee breaks. He was happy though with his half an hour of us just sucking his dick in sync. Me and her actually work very well as a team together. Go figure.

Then the other one, I'm going to call him magic man. cause I swear his dick went from this like tiny little maybe 1.5 inch weird thing. Like I kind of wanted to ask if he was female-male trans because it was small and just reminded me of a clitoris.

But anyways, it actually got to a normal size. 4.5 5 inches. I was surprised but I didn't tell him that.

 But I haven't slept and I probably won't for awhile. But I am going to get shit done today. And then sleep some and then work and then apparently go jogging later tonight with my roommate/gayhusband.

I'm calling him my gayhusband because we seriously act like a married couple. Like he (tries) to tell me what to do, and we sleep in the same bed, and give each other massages, and talk about sex, and flirt, and like everything a couple does. Except we don't have sex. We really don't. Would probably frustrate me more if I didn't enjoy the sex with (most) of my clients, but I'm satisfied. Actually prolly the most satisfied in my life ever. Because I get to pretend to be Suzy Homemaker with my secret sex life. But I really like it. Plus he's fucking gorgeous and I get to stare at him all the time, and he like is probably the most supportive person ever. He is also a great big giant d-bag sometimes. But all dudes are.

Plus I like being able to do wifey stuff with someone. I like giving a man a massage and ironing okay? Sorry to my feminist followers, but I aim to make enough money now so I can be a stay at home mom and wife later and still contribute to the household but play the role I believe that I should, not necessarily every woman. Some bitches can't cook and hate kids. I can and I love kids, everyone's different.

But I don't know. Life is super weird at the moment. I'm so fucking tired and sleep isn't a viable option until roughly tomorrow.

I might do this shitty blow someone gave me just to stay awake cause it sure as fuck won't get you high.

This is how people develop drug problems. Gotta find some goddamn way to stay awake.

Fucking lets see if I get through the day, or if I end up napping at a rest stop.

Seriously.

Just going to buy a goddamn trailer. Like my apartment would be cool if it had its own shower and I didn't have to go in the other part of the house.

But its some gay shit. Anyways. Going to find a new place or something. Or just go back to my old apartment cause its still there. And like Charleston is probably full of the stupidest people in the entire country.

For real.

But by next weekend my ass is gonna be living somewhere else than this house. Although its cute and nice and not a crackhouse. I just feel like it should be, and like I don't wanna be here when it turns into one.

Moving today

Kind of.

I'm watching a gift shop for my friend right now. Pretty lame. I'm pretty bored and pretty sure that I should already be in my new house smoking blunts and cook a0ctual dinner.

But the boys had to go work out. It is really annoying and frustrating that I literally can't just be like 'Yo can I have my key?'

But its whatever. This computer effin sucks too cause its weird and is a piece of shit

Done bitching now

I pulled three calls. Effing three. In a 6 hr period. We went to the casino.

Truckdriver, who wants to spend his $4,000 a month on me and wants me to travel with him. I'm good. If I wanted to live in a car, it'd be mine, it looks better. Got an hour, had a pretty big dick. He was a white guy with no hair and gauges like 30s. Not attractive, but I did have fun.

Little old man with a cane, I expect got his check. He only got a half hour. It's very hard to fuck a fat person. And no, all black men do not have big dicks.

Ah then the creme de le creme. Or however you say it. I was happy this guy actually called cause I didn't really think he would. Lil dope boy at the tables. I caught him when he was outside smoking and I was going out. He's sooo cute. And he's gonna be a regular and get his friends, which I'm happy about because hopefully they're cute too. All muscle and just I dunno. I'd have fucked him for free anyways, so I was happy to get paid.

Love my job. Especially when I'm single, cause then I can enjoy the really sexy men with they're tattoos and jewelry and fucking everything. lghksdkghdsjghdslhgk

Sorry. I'm excited. I so didn't realize that it was Sunday just now. The week was so shitty now I get all busy.

OH. I went to go see that little asian client of mine for the second time. The first time we didn't really do anything except me give him head cause I was on my period. But yesterday, after we were kissing and stuff found out he's a virgin. Like a real one. Not weird cause he's a virgin, just weird because I don't think I've met one that wasn't a child. But I told him no, and I left. Because I don't want to be someone's first time. Ever.

You are not getting all clingy to me.

So I'm taking my friend there today. Cause she'll do it. I just don't want to be paid to take someone's virginity. You walk everywhere for the rest of your life and no one will give a fuck, but you're first few steps are still really important. I lost mine to someone I loved, so I figure everyone should get the choice if they can.

But he wants to pay, so imma do my pimpin thing today. Need a shirt with a collar or something, so I can pop that bitch.

Fucking A. sorry. too high.

This song is like my favorite song. Hands down. Ever.

Its just awesome. And it makes you just like want everything good in life. And have fun, and like I don't know. Roll on fucking Molly, listen to this song, and you'll understand where I'm coming from. 

Like my new apartment is prolly going to be ready tomorrow and i haven't packed anything. I am happy I get to move this weekend (granted the people there get out tomorrow like they're supposed to.

Either that or I get to have a massive yard sale with a bunch of other people's shit. Haha.

I went to a gas station in what is considered the 'hood' (cause that's where everyone gets shot and where the government housing is) and these ladies were showing me these amazing neon leggings. I'm gonna go get them tomorrow.