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    ❝ Did the ones you met ever get into an argument over who was bigger downstairs? ❞ Probably not, but she was starting to worry.

[freya vc] loki the greeks are being weird again

cue orion hissing in the background

   Why did he have to be so stupid? It was clear enough that the redhead before him was the kind of guy who wouldn’t hesitate to tease, and he was almost immediately proven right. Cheeks now almost resembled the same shade of red as the trickster’s hair, especially at the mention of doing something like actually kissing him just for cleaning a little bit of dirt away.

    ❝ D-Don’t mess around with me, as if you’d ever actually kiss me. ❞ The priest scoffed, lightly swatting Loki’s hand away from his face while turning his head to one side. ❝ B-Besides, it was just dirt! N-Not like you need to do anything. ❞

      🔥 │ 『 Grin now turned into a smirk, eyes shined with mischief. His hand being swatted away only made the god laugh. ❝Hmm~ ❞ Loki hummed smirk still on his lips. ❝If it was just dirt, why do you look away now?❞ he continued to tease. ❝Are you perhaps embarrassed by something or...❞ the god leaned in towards Orion’s ear and continued to speak. ❝...do you think I’m not serious about kissing you?❞ he chuckled.

   Somehow that damnable grin was enough to make it clear he’d done something he wouldn’t be able to take back. The closer Loki became the redder the priest’s cheeks became, amber hues widening as, on instinct, he leaned back ever so slightly in hopes of leaving some space between them - not that it was what he actually wanted. All Orion could do was stutter out incoherent words at first, eventually closing his eyes as he grumbled.

    ❝ S-S-Shut up! I-It wasn’t sweet or anything like that! T-The dirt was just annoying me! ❞ Oh, what a lie. He just couldn’t help but want to be able to admire Loki properly… Gods, what was he thinking? ❝ S-Stop looking at me like that…! ❞

      🔥 │ 『 The grin he wore could only broaden once he saw those cheeks turn red. ❝Oh my, who would have thought such a complexion could compliment one so much~❞ Loki teased leaning in a little more into Orion’s personal space. Then again he didn’t know the meaning of it, always being the one to do the invading.

    ❝ Interesting? How? ❞ It was something the priest would never understand. Why would a God take interest in someone like him? At first the smaller ginger was silent, trying to think of just why the redhead before him had found him even the least bit entertaining… But Orion didn’t entirely dislike the attention, even if he wasn’t going to openly say so. 

   It was amidst his own thoughts the smaller of the two noticed dirt smudged over Loki’s cheek. With a sigh escaping one hand lifted to wipe the God’s cheek clean, only for his own to flush slightly upon realizing just what he was doing. ❝ L-Look, you just… H-Had dirt on your face! D-Don’t think anything of it! ❞

      🔥 │ 『 Loki cupped his chin in thought for a moment. ❝It a bit hard to explain. If I were to put it in simpler terms it like a moth being drawn to a flame.❞ he explained. Well, more like the first thing that came to mind at least. ❝We’ll just leave it at that.❞ eventually his hand dropped away from his face. Not really able to feel a spec of dirt on his face.

   With the other there all Orion could do was stare at first, not quite understanding where the redhead had suddenly appeared from, though… It wasn’t the first time they’d seen each other. ❝ You… Seem to have quite the knack for running into me. ❞ Great observation.

      🔥 │ 『 A brow slightly rose as the other red head just stared at him. ❛Is there something on my face...?❜ Loki thought a hand now felt his face for anything. ❛I know I pulled off a massive prank earlier, but it shouldn’t have gotten THAT messy...❜ either way he was going to lay low from Asgard for awhile.

   He really wants to spend some time with someone sharing smooches and snuggles… But he’s also too embarrassed to admit such a thing.

   Well, this was the last thing he’d been expecting. Blinking in surprise the smaller ginger tried - and failed - to glance up toward the God, genuinely confused as to just what was going on. ❝ Um… What do you think you’re doing, exactly? ❞

   Local grumpy priest would very much like attention, perhaps a good fuck. Though good luck getting him to agree to it unless you’re already his lover.

Fact it was cold for the likes of humans only made the water Seraph express a soft sigh, mainly to himself, yet a sigh all the same. Of course he could agree that in some states it was a pain, but nothing could be done about seasons and the way they acted.

For once lazily attention was watch the horizons in the early afternoon. Winds, the occasional bout of snow, even a seconds pour of fireball rain.

Fireball rain? What?

Definitely abnormal.

Brow perks in both curiosity and concern, stave swiftly and quickly being motioned toward his hand, a swish allowing water droplets of similar size to chase them down and seek out any possible assailant in the near vicinity.

      🔥 │ 『 Amber eyes had merely glanced behind him for a second when he noticed something out of the corner of his eye. ❛The hell is that?❜ he flew backwards now to see. ❝You gotta be kidding me!❞ Loki exclaimed not at all amused.

   ❛Urgh... Look like I can’t get rid of these so easily as I originally thought... What a pain in the ass.❜ Loki thought still somehow evading what he thought was a spell. ❛Considering the direction they came in earlier, hmm...❜ an idea suddenly struck him as a grin formed on his face. Down the return path he went.

@xxignis -> ✶「3…2…1… Start~!」♪

Someone promised him he would have a nice steak dinner tonight so he’s here, sticking by his best friend since noon. “How many hours we have to wait until dinner, Loki~?”