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                            "Oh dear. I will be ashamed of you if you've ever -----" She will not hesitate to come down on earth again and tickle his tickle spot and erupt another volcano like she did the last time. 

                           RUDE. And it’s even worse because Venus doesn’t have a dick. “My dick is at least the size of your ring finger!” Yeah, Mars, you tell her. 

                              She doesn't care much about it. But look, she's holding a hand out to his face. "My hands, they're smaller than most people, shorty" Implying, his are still tiny. Which would be as equal to his gutless self. 

What a strange woman he figured, because she didn’t rush to hit him with her purse or pointless threats, unless any other he’d ran across so far. However, he isn’t willing to open up about his morbid past, if anything. “That’s none of your business, ma’am.” By now, the honorifics were used for pure mocking, shoulders lifted into a shrug. “Ain’t a martian, though. Who’s stupid enough to believe in ‘em, anyway?” 

                               She sometimes surprises herself even. Unlike others, she could handle her temper well. Why the necessity to be angry over petty little things. But the secrecy of this boy however, might just test her patience. "Why the need to be all too secretive. It's not like I would destroy your home planet." Or wherever he was from. Venus only smiled, resisting the urge to giggle. "Oooh maybe because I've been to Mars and got chased out by the pesky little Martians. Filthier things than earthlings. And never the friendly creatures -- are you going to tell me where you're from, boy?" 

"If you mean old hag, then yeah, you’ve got my vote." He agreed matter-of-factly, an eyebrow arching in return. What did she want, anyway? No matter how he tried to think of it (and he didn’t spend too much time on it, honestly) he classified it as nerve wrecking. "This place ain’t my home, but I plan on changing that." He decided to resume the previous topic, a hint of superiority displayed in his tone accompanied by a nod. 

                            She shrugs her shoulders. The insult doesn't really get to her. She's a billion of years of an existence anyway, so why deny it. But the little topic did pick her interest, and now she's curious to where he's from. "If earth isn't your home then -- where are you from. I suppose you're not from Mars are you. Martians make my skin feels itchy" Allergies towards the martians -- excuse her she bears a little hate towards said planet. 

"Uh yeah, spare me from your pointless shit." He interrupted rudely, eye twitching as he tilted his head to the side fast enough to avoid the flick. "And don’t touch me." Words practically hissed, her little act of not getting on his nerves didn’t seem to work. "Too bad for you, miss Goddess. There’s already someone ahead of ya." 

                              She doesn't mind the little flick that didn't get to him. Maybe it was better not to ever touch him. Who knows what damage could her energy from her inner core would do. But thoughts are being pushed aside, she simply smiles. "Aah, I wonder what foolish earthling would want to do that. Destroying your own home? And where would you live then" And pauses, chuckling at the nickname given. "Goddess? Why no. I'm just a weak old planet. Nothing more than that"

      “When did he start doing that…?”

                              "Jupiter wants to give free blowjobs" She stated as casually as if she was talking about the weather. Not that it was raining meteors or something. "Maybe you should stop distancing yourself with everyone else then you would know more with what the others are doing" As if she was the nicest to everyone else to be talking about other planet. Venus was the least friendliest -- though her appearances seems nice, she finds it difficult, getting along with the other. Except for perhaps the younger planets and her twin that is. 

"Like we need your stupid brother’s permission to start what we want." He pointed with a foxish smile, hands stuffing in his pockets. "Besides, the hell you’re wasting your time here for, oh so great one?" 

                              "I like it when the meteor hits Earth and put an end to a species" She snickers, then moves her hand to flick at the earthling's forehead -- careful enough to focus her astral energies entrapped in her core and not to give any significant damage to the boy. She doesn't want brother dearest to get mad at her again. "No reasons. Find earth's tickle spot so I could ... erupt a volcano" 

"So I’m fat and Jupiter might have poisoned those?! What else could go wrong—!" {/Venus stop you’re going to send the poor youngster into cardiac arrest.} "Wait….what are laxatives?"

                             "I didn't really say you're fat now, didn't I? I did say you might have been plump, but not exactly, fat --" Pausing, thinking of how to teach children what laxatives are. "It's a poison, coming from Earth. Just don't eat those ... it might make you feel sick later" 

"……..I am?" {/Oops way to go Venus now she’s self conscious and poking at her tum tum.} "Maybe I should stop eating all together…."

                                "Maybe, you are. Did Jupiter baked you those? Do you even think that there might be chances that he'd put a little magic from earth called the laxatives? Those are oh dearly dangerous" She's just teaching you not to trust Jupiter. After all, she's been hating on said planet eversince... 

"B-but they’re so tasty—….."

                              "Why suit yourself. Nobody's stopping you. Not that you're not already plump or chubby ------" Snicker snicker. That's just mean. Here lies the incarnation of Regina George as a planet. 

      “In a way, I suppose.” Though personally, the eldest loved the noise that erupted from the other planets surrounding her. It allowed her to think about them and not about herself. “I’m guessing you enjoy the silence more than I do, Venus?”

                              Excuse her for she thinks that she's better off without everyone else. She's the brightest planet and all that jazz, and hence the cold arrogance. But smiling nonetheless, she shrugs her shoulders thinly. "Isn't it better than having to hear Jupiter whining about wanting to suck dicks?" 

{/Has been eating the platter of cupcakes Jupiter has gotten her non stop. Is it bad to eat 13 cupcakes in a row—}

                              "You're gonna grow fat. And explode. Like a big bang" 

      “It’s so quiet…”

                             "And isn't that a nice blessing" To not have the noisier planets around. Venus could live with this quiet.