GOD OF THUNDER

I hope you will not cry your man tears when I prove my metabolism kicks your asgardian drink’s ass.

Trust me-- no fast metabolism can beat an Asgardian beverage.

He doesn’t have to say anything about it – you can just google it.

You’ll start to get it after a little while. It’s always changing anyway.

Google?

Aren’t you? You’ve lived thousands of years. Though I’ll give him credit for Afghanistan. 

I’d rectify the mistake but I think it’s funny that when you think of a candy-store your thoughts take you instantly to naked men.

They may not impress me to the fullest, but I do enjoy the sparkle of joy my Midgardian friends get when they speak of their accomplishments. I know of this Afghanistan as Stark’s origin story, but regretfully do not know much about it-- he does not speak of that story oddly enough, but some stories stay with the teller. Every warrior has their own.

Can you not say my name with such disdain?

And I’ll give you my answer in a simple term your brain will understand. No.

Until the day you stop insulting me, no.

I do so remembered what happened the last I was at a midgardian party. Lovely times.

Loki. Can you not refrain from mischievousness for one night?

I’ve heard more interesting stories.

An extra superpower – I feel like a kid in a candy store.

Oh-- you are truly unimpressed by Stark’s stories? I genuinely want to see the two of you in a conversation.

Oh, alien alcohol, here I am still drinking it. Try to stop me, Hammer Time.

No, no-- go ahead. See if you can handle Asgardian drink, friend, since you believe yourself able to.

Almost, that’s the keyword here. Wait a few hours and I almost guarantee Tony will bust out the real crazy scary fun.

Are we making a wager, Steven?

Explosives? That’s something I can get behind. I think you might be the smartest Avenger on the team.

Do not let your father or Banner hear that-- I will not hear the end of their complaints now that I have taken their title of Smartest Avenger.

It’s a silly human tradition that they get daughters to do – but usually they’re five, wearing flowery dresses and throw confetti or flowers down the aisle. Completely lame stuff.

Do people expect you to do it? If they do, throw something other than flowers-- perhaps something explosive to set the record straight.

It looks like all of New York was invited.

It almost puts an Asgardian celebration to shame.

I don’t know whose flask this is, but it’s mine now.

That is not for mortals, even fast mortals.

I know — I know who Steve Rogers is, the guy was a legend when I was on Earth last. Didn’t realise he was still alive though… or marrying Tony Stark who I still have no idea who is. But I imagine he’ll make himself know eventually.

Strangely enough – I don’t think I can disagree with you on the sleep thing. I don’t think I age, or my skin care is freaking great.

No one knew until a few Midgardian years ago. Friendly warning, do not let Stark hear you know nothing of him, the first story he will tell is the story of how he drove a missile into a wormhole to save Manhattan. It will probably be told at the party tonight.

No – I’m not the flower girl.

I know not of what that is, but you look irate that someone had insinuated that.

And they are…?

Metal Man is Anthony Stark-- he flies around in a metal body suit and has the circle of light in his chest he calls the Arc Reactor and Steven Rogers is Captain America-- he is an enhanced Midgardian soldier that fought in the second World War and was frozen for a small bit of time though they believe it to be a long time; seventy years is not that long. My father, Odin, had slept longer than Steven had and it was normal.