OctoRocket

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

Gets abducted by aliens and put in a zoo and slowly figures out how their language works and starts writing swear words on the glass when the alien children walk by

ad argumentum. appeal to logic. fleshman.

a rare scotsman. future cost. sequitur.

slope with the normal amount of friction. leaving the goalposts in place. refusing the question.

argument from credulity. normal castle. true equivalence.

linear logic. thought-continuing phrase. post hoc, ergo non ante hoc.

gambler who counts cards. accepting the whole cherry tree. motte and another motte.

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

I am genuinely so fucking stupid. I was reading this book where a bunch of people have to pass a logic puzzle in order to survive, and I was like "why are they all dying?? the answer is obviously the third goblet from the left!" yeah.....that was not the answer. I would've died in this book, and I would've been SO publicly smug before I did. like giving people the finger, smirking, etc. this sucks.

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all