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jodiefosterwallace

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

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shadowblade8192

eepyeepster

the thangs straight outta my sketchbook

eepyeepster

the thangs straight outta my sketchbook

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eepyeepster

the thangs straight outta my sketchbook

wrenvi

evilwizard

okay, everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, everyone who presses the blue button dies if the blue button count is below 50%, and everyone survives if the majority press the blue button

which button do you press

Red 🔴

Blue 🔵

Voting ended onJul 11

evilwizard

aaaaand, new scenario:

A third button has been added. everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, but if a majority press the red button, everyone else dies. If a majority of people press the blue button, everyone survives—except for anyone who presses the green button. Everyone who presses the green button gets a crisp 1 dollar bill

which button do you press

red 🔴

blue 🔵

green 🟢

Voting ended onJul 11

evilwizard

congratulations, red voters, you impotent, psychopathic freaks, you successfully failed to kill anyone

congratulations, blue voters, you bleeding-heart numbskulls, you killed green. that’s 30 percent of the population, dumbasses

congratulations, green voters—you gambling-addicted, greedy, grubby pigs—on getting a whole “crisp dollar bill” and on being dead. i hope it was worth it

shame, too… if green had won you all could have survived, with no blood on your hands; plus, i was going to give humanity the cure for cancer. oh well... watcha gonna do

dreamlogic

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

nohoperadio

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

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boringkate

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

despazito

tredlocity

there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great

famicom

this is how everyone on this website acts

bluwubewwy

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

skopostheorie

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

cnmcn

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

orphetoon

to the other side of the lake

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cringeunworthy

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

hitmyvape-deactivated20251006

if you’re a white guy aged 30-40 in baltimore you’re required to dress like this apparently

pjackk

Can u send me his profil;e imediately

hitmyvape-deactivated20251006

you’re not his type

pjackk

if u are u are in balimore lets chill

hitmyvape-deactivated20251006

i don’t want to. last time i asked you to hang out you showed up at club chuck with no id and u tried to bribe the bouncer w an old ball bearing and when that didn’t work u kept sayiny “i could change your life” like that would convince him “i could change yo life if you let me be your wife”

pjackk

idgaf about the past

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