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The last time I had a boyfriend was when I was 19—WTF, what kind of feeling was that?

I officially became the blonde boy's girlfriend omg ı ‘m so shocked

My cousin's boyfriend actually came, the guy crossed oceans to get here!

I think I'm falling in love with the blond guy.

I think I'm marrying the blond guy.

Today is the wedding day, and I came to work some price to pay for a career 🥳✌🏻

My cousin's international love is traveling 10,000 kilometers to see her—the guy is going to be flying for 40 hours—so don't tell me there's no such thing as love. 🫰🏻

I'm going to be a bridesmaid again on Friday. Rise up, you wicked bitches! ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻🌸🌸🌸🥳🥳🤟🏻

But even he doesn't know yet; I just have a feeling.

Life update! We forgot Clark Kent', there's a new one, he's a Thor.

I was so busy that I couldn't write, girls 😔😔😔😔😔😔

I miss a Friday evening from 2016.

That feeling of lying down on the carpet washed over me.

Men should explain this: obedience to the woman always brings happiness.

A philosopher I greatly admire once said, "You are not pizza; you cannot make everyone happy"... I was stripped bare by the profundity of those words...

If I’m not fighting with you, son, your days are numbered.