Religiously Procrastinating

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

huge shoutout to everyone who started their blog when they were teenagers and now they are in their 20s and 30s

WAIT did I never tell tumblr about the haunted space waterpark hotel

I should add that I did not see a single other guest the entire time I was there, which intensified the whole vibe.

There is at least one thing to do in kansas

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

@sexy-people-contests-2026 the cup’s point of view as you poured in glitter

talking to people you want to get to know as if they're already your friends is a terrible terrible piece of advice that people online love giving out. but i think what people are trying to say when they suggest this is that you should talk to people you want to get to know as if they're your peers. which is a subtle but important distinction. the former is extremely overfamiliar and often because of this ends up making you seem rude, but the latter is more about conducting your conversations with someone as if it is unremarkable and low stakes for the two of you to be speaking together. which is only* rude if the person you're talking to thinks they're above having normal conversations with randos, in which case, probably not worth your time to befriend anyway.

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again

[ID: the "Todaybor Day is Labor Day" meme edited to read "Deltarune is Deltasoon!" /end ID]

They should invent a cat who doesn't want my baked beans

They should invent a cat who doesn't want my corn chips

Why is he a beautiful golden-eyed sculpture

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

Encounter: junior league hockey god

I keep having to remind myself horses are real animals and sometimes they’re normal and then sometimes horses just do this

I feed my white son clear broth

You can sneak a lot of booze into a movie theater with military clothing.