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hobie:
hobie: but not the window
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hobie in the dark at three in the morning: happy birthday!
miles: how...how did you end up here? i closed the door.
hobie:
hobie: but not the window

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miles: can we go on a date?
hobie: sorry, i can't go anywhere, i'm going to watch sad movies about love, drink wine and complain about loneliness in this empty and cold world where all couples are disgustingly cute
miles:
miles: we're dating, remember?
hobie: and?
hobie: * in a coma *
doctor: his condition is very serious, do not expect him to wake up soon
miles: it seems my time has come
miles: gwen, would you like to go on a date?
hobie, opening his eyes: not on my fucking shift
hobie: um, would you like to go for a walk with me? you know, like a date, just a friendly one. we're friends, right?
miles: me... i'll be glad to go on a date, in the sense of a friendly one. well...with you
pavitr:
pavitr: you've been married for eight years and this is the kitchen in your house, CAN I EAT WITHOUT IT?
pavitr: oh no, miles is sick, somebody call an ambulance!!!
hobie: me! i'm here! i'll give him mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration!
pavitr: oh, thank god, someone will save him
miles, who scratched his finger: eh?

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miles: we have a problem. i like a guy...
pavitr: miles, it's absolutely fine if you like a guy, anyway i'm your frie-
miles: this guy hobie
pavitr: OH HELL NO
hobie: can you hold this for me?
miles: but it's your hand...
hobie: yes
hobie: i'm quite an adequate person, but at times like..
miles without a t-shirt: hey, hello, hobie
hobie: ..i want to scream like a high school girl in the face of my best friend
pavitr:
pavitr: you don't come to this house anymore
miles, shouting at the whole apartment: HOBIEEEEE!!
pavitr: it seems your boyfriend is looking for you
hobie, with heart-shaped eyes: i know, he's so cute, right?
hobie: i don't like to share my problems with miles
pavitr: why?
hobie: he starts thinking logically and giving advice. he doesn't even think that i just need to dramatize..
pavitr: OH MY GOD
hobie: AND WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT AT ALL IN ANY FRAMES

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hobie: wow, your hands look so cool
miles: thank you
hobie: but they would look even better if they were holding my-
pavitr: STOP STOP, WAIT UNTIL I GET OUT, I DON'T WANT TO WITNESS THIS AGAIN
hobie: ask me. ask me why i love you
miles: okay, why do you love me, hobie?
hobie, opening a presentation on 1067 slides: it's great that you asked. not that i, of course, was preparing, so don't judge strictly
pavitr: there is something in you that the others don't have..
miles: hobie?
pavitr: -
hobie: am i supposed to show a “sarcasm” sign every time i open my mouth?
miles: do you have a sign?..
hobie:
pavitr: in this case, the sign will become his second person
miles: hey, hobie! guess how many times i had to lick to get to the center of this lollipop?
hobie: i don't know, 50?
miles: no, 267
hobie: my turn. guess how many kisses we needed to make you the center of my universe?
miles, blushing: i hope it's just one
hobie: yes, it is. my boyfriend is so cute, isn't he pav?
pavitr: for god's sake, just get out of my room, i just wanted to eat my pizza, but you definitely had to have this dialogue right in front of me

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hobie: * laughs *
miles:
miles: ew
gwen: you.. are you blushing?
miles: is it because of his abomination
i swear it's them