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'' I don't want to go to the fourth floor, you can't make me go to the fourth floor. You go to the fourth floor! ''

#parks and recreation rp #parks and rec rp #open.

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ronswansonbetch

"Never hug me again."

xknope-blog

'' Oh, come on. You're just so huggable. Your arms are like marshmallows. ''

#ronswansonbetch

Guess which waffle loving blonde is back from her mysterious disappearance?

#I *literally* googled actresses that love waffles to get some blondes for punning.#Mun is back and ready to rumble.#parks and rec rp #parks and recreation rp

joebidenlookingatstuff

Joe Biden calling down the power of the Lord to smite the evil troll beside him.

#ily joe #[ ; joe biden ]

mygodmanimadoctor-deactivated20

Send me a “♣” if you’d ship our muses.

#!!!#joe biden please

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imdreamingofwhatwecouldbe

#[ ; cutie with a booty ]

dearjanekiwi

Don’t deny it Leslie

#fc #yes.

people who think female oc's are created merely for shipping purposes need to step on a lego or sit in a room with jerry for a year

#bye #[ ; out of waffles ]

lilyslunas

female characters challenge ↳day twenty-three: favorite female platonic friendship

"Are you two a couple?"

"No. Tragically we are both heterosexual’."

#heterosexual lover #fc #[ ; beautiful tropical fish ]

stadel

#[ ; cutie with a booty ]

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#my hand LITERALLY slipped

scarredbyxhellfire-a

"Yeah… I don’t have a good response for any of that. But people are startin’ to stare."

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❝ Let them stare, it's Titanic. I'm pretty sure they're robots if they don't understand why I'm emotional over this. This was devastating. People died. A couple was split and I just. I can't even begin think about the dogs. ❞

❝ And now I just did. Damn it. ❞

#scarredbyxhellfire #[ oh good x) ]

scarredbyxhellfire-a

"Uh… Are you okay? You do realize you’re in the middle of a video store, right?"

xknope-blog

❝ It's the closest one. The last video store in Pawnee got turned into an adult movie store. ❞

❝ If you're not going to join me, let me grieve in peace. ❞

#[ hello yes u might recognise me in 'too big to nail' ]#[ that was a parks & rec innuendo sorry #hello! ]#scarredbyxhellfire

❝ Why did she let go. ❞

#open.#[ 'crying bc titanic' ]

agentclntbrtn

xknope;

agentclntbrtn

[ pops up from behind the counter ]

xknope-blog

[ Pulls out a can of whoop ass, slamming it on to the counter as he emerges. ]

❝ I come to my battles prepared. ❞

#agentclntbrtn #[ this happened ]

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