The Male Human at the Hotel Bar

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

This is the most tumblr concept I’ve ever seen, how dare you put it on the tok first.

fucking VOTE

gonna doxx a bug

grass

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.