The Male Human at the Hotel Bar

mike, it's actually more interesting for audiences that margaret is an abusive religious fundie (and also a victim of marital rape) who tries to literally beat the idea of sin into her daughter, it is actually TIMELY to adapt that correctly at this particular american moment. WHY is he so scared of every piece of source material that has ever been handed to him? i MUST know

what if carrie was about a young witch searching for a missing cat in the alps

talking with drunks literally runs on morrowind persuade mechanics

Lindsey Graham is related to the keebler elf.

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.