a dude's doll blog

I really like him💜

You have to go in for an open heart surgery. The last doll you handled is leading the surgery. How screwed are you?

Zornon… I’m not gonna lie, it’d be funnier if it was a colonoscopy. 

Vivianne….I don’t think I’ll be coming out with all my own body parts…or soul 😱

Garnet…. This could either go really really well or really really poorly.

Um, well it was both Tripp and Lazarus… so probably good? Lazarus would be great at it. Tripp… uh… knows some biology but not for the reasons I would want.

Laine would make me eat a flower, rub some mud on my forehead, and probably disappear into forest to gather stones for my cairn. Oh, I’ll be fine.

Osyrus... who would just pat my chest and say "We tried."