Shi☆

*Proceed to ensure he is, in fact, dead*

I aspire to be this petty

*proceed to steal the middle spot of the second shelf even tho she can have the first shelf just to spite the wife of the bully*

*write bully's name on a paper and stick it under her shoes to step on his name and curse him with bad luck*

So she goes and finds him, copying sutras. And this whole situation is weirder and weirder and she just is so full of normalcy.

Bwahahah this is a reference to her mother telling her she married her dad because he was HAWT.

Awwwww, she's trying to pick up her own husband. He is so ???? and I love it.

He puts it back and her reaction?

There is an "us" . . .

(not the only thing you ordered him stripped of - I still remember that bizarre order of removing his clothes like you are channeling a very different kind of story.)

This is apparently how you say “thank you for saving my wife from being blown up,” in Emperor.

I largely don’t care about the OTP one way or another but I live for the moment Prince Su drives a spike into his brother’s eye, Jael-style.

Oh, and our heroine tries to distract suspicious emperor…

And then she secretly weeps over his unconscious self and I wish I cared but when she is all “our fate is cruel despite our best attempts we can’t be together,” I almost swallowed my tongue - what fate? You could have married him and lived happily; you are the one who chose to attract the emperor and marry him for revenge. I don’t have a problem with it but own it, woman!