here and now, we burn

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y'all ever think about how insane the sauropods were

in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

my soul leaving my body when the bread pops out of the toaster

God i wish martinis tasted good

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

That last ROO always gets me

always read the subreddit name jesus fucking christ