Illusion is the first of all pleasures

Yeah, I remember, but this didn’t even came close to what sarcasm is. Sarcasm is… you know what, never mind, that is not important right now. What’s important is where you got the us kissing thing because that sure as hell hasn’t happened. Like, ever.

[blinking, not sure what to say] What do you mean it never happened?

[her eyes grew wider at his words] Kiss? Getting married? Having kids?! Have you been dropped on your head? Well, I mean, I know you probably were dropped on your head, but that’s a whole different story. What I mean is, what the hell are you exactly babbling about?

I was being sarcastic. Remember? You told me about that. Didn't you get it? Did I do it wrong? I'm talking about our kiss. Or make out, as some might call it.

[she didn’t expect him to bring up the topic this soon, but she was 99% sure he would want to talk about it, so it didn’t take her and a surprise at all and just raised and eyebrow and looked up from her notes like she had no idea what he was talking about] Talk about what exactly?

[sighing heavily he sat down next to her] Are you really going to do this? I'm not crazy, I mean, I know a kiss doesn't mean we're getting married and having a kid, I just want to know what got over you and if you're okay.

[she jumps a little like she haven’t seen him before] Nothing much, just going over my transfiguration notes.

[nods, showing that he understands that she's busy, before realising how stupid all of this looked] Look, Emma, I will either spare the awkwardness or add more of it with this, but can we not do the small talk, cause I'm going to want to talk about it.

[sitting on a bench, going over her notes when she hears a humming sounds she looks up, but when she realizes who it us, she quickly looks down again, hoping he wouldn’t notice her]

[hesitates whether to walk past her or pay her attention, he stops suddenly] Whatcha doing?

Can I turn around now, legend says it isn't healthy to be turned towards one side for a long time?

Must have been one of the idiot Hufflepuffs… Okay, as much fun as it is to stand in here in a towel, it seems like you’re not getting out of there anytime soon, so turn around so I can get my clothes back on.

Sure thing.

Okkkkkay…

To be honest, I could have gone in any way I wanted to, but this time someone left the door open.

So you thought letting me undress is a better idea?

I didn't really see anything, my attention was directed towards making more bubbles

Then why didn’t you say something before I started undressing?

I wasn't sure what to say you were probably going to yell, I don't like yelling.

But I was here first.

"I think we might have got lost."

Xeno: Xeno thought about it a little. It wasn’t that bad, now, was it? First of all, there was the advantage of Emma being there and having some special time with her, without any shouting or frowning. And also, nothing bad was going to happen, after all, he had made friends with the Giant Squid in his second year, he just loved throwing food in the water for it to eat. Any creature seemed friendly to him, especially Inky. Wait. Why was he thinking about the Giant Squid while Emma, the girl he had a crush on, was asking him to swim with her? “Alright, alright.” he finally replied, took off his shirt off and slowly walked inside the lake. He certainly wasn’t one of those people who dived in quickly, but he tried to get used to the water as fast as possible, so that he doesn’t seem like a complete moron to Emma. “Happy?” he asked. “Mind you, Inky likes me, so if it comes, it’ll go after you.” Xeno warned, but smiled afterwards.

"Professor Binns asked me if I could wake you up and bring you back to the dorm."

"Sure. I'm up. Completely awake."