This Rat's Out of her Cage!

kris must have a crazy good nose to be able to identify all the scents in those "smells like x" battle texts (thinks for a moment) this is because theyre a pupy

This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten

: : You reload your slime-stained bong with suspicious plant x6.

: : You reload your slime-stained bong with suspicious plant x6.

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

funny how normal human rights don’t have to apply to you if your parents don’t want them to

I was going to say “if you’re a child” but remembered when I turned 18 and realised I was still stuck at home and nothing was going to change if my parents didn’t want it to

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

crazy to me that spiritomb has binary gender. check out my hateful rock filled with 108 forcefemmed souls

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled