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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

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yamitamiko

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

tinyhipsterboy

me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

pg-chan

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other.

fab2twerk4u

;;;

derinthescarletpescatarian

Oh so it was just straightup embezzlement. Fantastic, I was hoping it was.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#yeah as an accountant I was curious to see if they would address it in the bts#and then they did and it was...this#wow

So much of what these guys do is "it's only illegal if he sues us"

derinthescarletpescatarian

#WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS IN GAME CHANGER

Embezzlement. Keep up.

impossiblepackage

this episode proved that Sam Reich is one of the easiest to murder people in the whole world. You get ONE person he knows on board and the man is toast. He’ll hop in the back of your van instantly like “ooh I wonder what silly little trick they have planned for me!” Brennan Lee Mulligan could have put this dude in a saw trap and he’d walk in smiling.

derinthescarletpescatarian

If my timeline is right, Elaine was planning this while she had a secret camera in their home. "I'm an honest person" (was conspiring against her husband in at least two separate simultaneous plots)

derinthescarletpescatarian

#what the fuck#im so out of the loop here i thought that was just some sorta game show

Yeah it is a game show

everydaygremlin

is the game in this case psychological torment?

derinthescarletpescatarian

Most of the time yeah

ozth

customer service is cooking my brain, man

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monchursouls

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

rat-in-the-grain

Hehehehehe

monchursouls

Can I fucking help you?

goth-queen

997

that-twink-over-there

oh? 👀

the internet is truly a magical place ❤️

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programmedbeasts

I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

lesbiantomservo

victusinveritas

anxietyproblem

pennywises

#a triple threat

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INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE dir. Steven Spielberg

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